“I’m Much Happier At 53 Than I Was At 23.” (x)

#twst #silver #riddle #twisted wonderland

I WANTED TO DO THIS SINCE THE FIRST MASTERCHEF EVENT

it’s a good day to be bisexual

EDIT: READ THE COMMENTS AND ROOT POST FOR UPDATES. About the earthquake in Turkey and Syria:

I am gathering information because I have no way to contact my loved ones at the moment so at least I’ll help this way. Check this post from its root (not reblogs) as it will keep getting updated.

And I send all my love and hope for those affected and those awaiting for answers. 💔

NEWS

I won’t add a lot because many have same source and no live updates.

[The Guardian] There’s pinned updates live on top of the website.

[CNN] Live updates aswell

This i write will become outdated yet, right now: Gaziantep, Hatay and Antakya are the most damaged, difficult for rescuers to get in, and disconnected. It snows heavily as well. So far we know there are happenning aftershocks right now in several cities, reaching Adana and Mersin. Aleppo and Idlib have suffered it strongly as well.

DONATIONS

Turkey

AFAD’s website (Disaster and Emergency Management Presidency of Turkey) Which @timeturnerturns explains very helpfully how to donate in THIS POST. [atm loads slowly, high traffic probably, yet it DOES work, be patient.]

AKUT Research and Rescue Association: akut.org.tr/en/donation

thank you @moonlayl: Islamic Relief UK

Syria *UPDATED

(Thanks @halfwar-halfpeace!: via Hadi Nasrallah on twitter) Red cross Syria appeal  ,   , UN crisis relief 

Islamic Relief UK 

OTHER:

@pathsofoak :  For any Dutch people wanting to donate, the red cross has opened a GIRO number, it’s GIRO 7244 [Rode Kruis]

Twst chp so far

prologue : man vs raccoon

Chp 1 : man vs tyrant

Chp2 : man vs nature

Chp 3 : man vs capitalism

Chp 4 : man vs angry snake

Chp 5 : Man vs queen

Chp 6 : man vs government

First year gang shenanigans.

By @/sugarplumbiscuit from TikTok

ALL THREE MXTX NOVELS ARE GOING TO BE OFFICIALLY PUBLISHED IN ENGLISH, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, IT'S REAL AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

Here is the link: http://sevenseasdanmei.com/

Also, please check suika's tweet for more details: https://twitter.com/yummysuika/status/1422968206420021253

MC Rules

A secret memo from Lucifer:

1. Do NOT dare MC to do anything. Time and again it’s come to show that they WILL do literally anything you dare them to.

2. Do NOT tell MC that the house of lamentation has secret passageways, they will eventually find them and then we’re all in trouble.

3. Don’t allow MC to wander the forest in our backyard alone. If the soul sprites find them, it’s over, MC would absolutely follow them and we’re never seeing them again.

4. If MC is at RAD, one brother should know where they are at all times, the last time they were unsupervised, the culture club took them to the highest turret to show where students used to be suspended by their wrists as punishment.

5. Asmo; stop encouraging MC to get kidnapped, it is not romantic and no it never “turns out like in the movies”. 

6. As a continuation, Belphegor, stop trying to get MC kidnapped by saying “you should beat your kidnapped record from last month”.

7. Mammon, stop taking MC to the casinos so they can be your distraction piece. Also, STOP BETTING MC AND YOUR OTHER BROTHERS AS PART OF THE WAGER. I do not care how much better you gamble when they’re at risk, STOP IT.

8. Belphegor, stop telling MC the stars look better from the roof, you know there is no railing up there and  it’s lucky Beel was there last time to grab them since Solomon kept yelling “DO A BACK FLIP”.

9. Satan, please hide your most dangerous spell books in plain sight. The more you try to put them in obscure or dark places, the more MC wants to read them.

10. Levi, MC can’t hold their breath as long as you so please stop taking them to the lake to try to show them the underwater city until we buy them proper diving gear.

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And, since this was all sent over the group text, which MC can see, of course they immediately go searching for soul sprites and secret passages.

((Masterlist))