Things I Like About This Decal On A Restaurant Window: -the Insane Orange Waiter -that He’s Carrying

Things I Like About This Decal On A Restaurant Window: -the Insane Orange Waiter -that He’s Carrying

Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: -the insane orange waiter -that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman -the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier to just let it happen at this point. -the sign says PASTA as if he’s screaming it like a frankenstein -but he’s holding a plate of an entire chicken and a plate of wine glasses -there’s three wine glasses -one’s for him.

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Used A Character Generator And Animal Randomizer To Create A Series Of Characters, This Being My Favorite.
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Used a character generator and animal randomizer to create a series of characters, this being my favorite.


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2 months ago

it's the way you can see buck's anger set in the moment tommy scoffs in the face of eddie being straight. the head tilt, the hardening of his expression, you can literally see the moment he decides to be cruel and i love that. because it's a defense response both on eddie's behalf and his own. tommy implies that there's something buck doesn't know about eddie and that makes him mad. tommy implies that eddie might not be straight and expeesses this outwardly which to buck probably feels like an invasion of eddie's privacy and like outing his best friend if eddie is in fact not straight and that makes him really fucking mad. so he gets angry on eddie's behalf but then there's the subconscious aspect of that anger. the what if eddie isn't straight and the avalanche of unwelcome thoughts and very welcome possibilities that flood his mind that he has to shut down somehow. but they still slip out. i don't have to sleep with everyone i have feelings for. and they come out in the meanest way possible. and i don't have to have feelings for everyone i sleep with. scared dog backed into a corner forced to snap and snarl and bite.

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Pov: you have to trace a literal skeleton and anatomy tutorial because anatomy is your worse enema, couldnt be me bro


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House would treat two gay patients like shit and get sued for being homophobic and cuddy would go "he's not homophobic, he treats everyone like that!" which does not hold up in court so instead he's like how can I be homophobic when I have a boyfriend? Wilson stand up. Everyone would turn to Wilson (who had ZERO warning about this) and he'd stutter before glaring at House and stand "yes, House is unfortunately my boyfriend"

Then they'd walk out of the courtroom and Wilson would chew him out which House ignores. Cue 3 days layer when Wilson says House needs to clear up they lied about being gay to get him off (ha) and they're not actually dating because he is NOT getting any dates like this. House would walk into the hospital cafeteria and yell "ATTENTION EVERYONE. Doctor Wilson is not my boyfriend." Wilson would nod for 2 seconds before House follows up with "because we're engaged!" and Wilson can't even be mad because why did he think for 2 seconds that House would make it easy for him

House would try to use this as an opportunity to demand less clinic hours (think of it as a wedding gift) which he does not get because Cuddy knows exactly what's going on and she thinks it's hilarious but she needs his ass working

Cuddy: yeah? You two are a thing? How big is he?

House: 5.3 inches

Wilson: how the FUCK do you know that

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this man couldve gone places, maybe not good ones, but places

bro could start a societal uprooting flipping the gnder roles

Got reminded again of my old coworker who was a massive misogynist but also trans inclusive. Told me he believed trans women are indeed women because "only women would be stupid enough to want to be women"

I wonder what he's doing now


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