me impatiently to the little french cat boiling me in a stew: chat am I cooked
reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
Collection of unauthorized "Pickled Mario" toys from Costa Rica, which consist of a slime toy with a Mario figurine embedded in it, packaged inside a jar.
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y'all know that whole left-brained/right-brained thing is fake right? and the "brain fully develops at age 25" thing? and the "we only use 10% of our brains" thing? yeah they're all complete horseshit please yell at anyone who says them
passages that make you whisper "oh my god"
It will all be okay
♡ Imagane... ♡
♡Joker holding you while you cry after a panic attack ♡
♡Joker giving you a bath and feeding you soup when you are sick♡
♡Joker tucking a strand of hair behind your ear and asking "Why So Serious?" to try to cheer you up when you are sad♡
♡Joker letting his painted red smile slip, just for a moment, after answering a phone call from Hospital saying you got hit by a car. He cries one tear ♡
♡ Joker being vulnerable with you and crying on your lap as you stroke his hair with your one good arm Other one fell off in car crash ♡
♡Joker's eyes lighting up fondly as he looks at you, his gaze softening when he thinks you aren't looking ♡
♡ Joker finding the man who ran you over in a hit and run, beating him up and crying FUCKER! SHE LOST HER FUCKING ARM BECAUSE OF YOU! then he gasps and wimpers so sad for you♡
♡Joker giving you head♡
The tape is blank. And yet… it feels like you’ve seen it before.