Annoying The Shit Out Of U Is A Love Language That I'm Fluent In

I'm literally 27 years old. That makes me younger than you, dude.

Stop posting space content that's my thing

- Cyrus

old fucking man

This guy.

I love hole :/

The bitter feeling of having to get up in the morning.

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Trying to get a fitted sheet onto a mattress is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.

All of history deleted with one stroke.

I ate an exp candy once, at Saturn's request.

embrace

Briony Marshall (Peaceful embrace or the melting of boundaries), Stephan Sinding (To Mennesker), Gustav Vigeland (Kiss), William Zorach (Embrace), Antonio Canova (Psyche Revived by Cupid's Kiss)

You are moving up in the world.

i'm the boss i'm in charge

İ loved being neglected as a child…………