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Miraculous Ladybug and Wicked.

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I don't even know if it would work.

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I don't know how exactly it would happen, but if the Wizard™️ wasn't a complete fraud and the girls stayed with him, Elphaba would somehow end up becoming Glinda's trophy wife even though she does all the work like—

"LOOK, IT'S GLINDA!!"

*excited Munchkin cheers*

"....AND HER WIFE ELPHABA!"

*confused Munchkin cheers with background whispers of, "who's she again?" "oh the awkward one Glinda the Good married— heard she's giving Animals rights and bringing down tax rates or something" "Huh... Anyway-" More excited cheers for Glinda*

You and I, my friend, you and I.

(it's so HORRIBLE)

Dear AO3, I don't know why you look like that...but I hope it's just a mistake and they fix it! It's awful!.

How am I supposed to read about Vikings and dragons, doomed lesbians, and series of questionable quality?.

I just can't, I'll leave you for today, and hope it's just a mistake and nothing permanent.

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Hey hello, The other day I was listening to Killer Queen by Mad Tsai and it reminded me quite a bit of the Queen of Hearts, or at least Bridget shortly after the prank.

At the beginning of the song I didn't really see any connections, Since she does not has all the boys wrapped around her fingers and the girls don't want to be like her, as she says at the beginning of the song.

Buuuut, some lines from the song like:

There was this girl who was broken by the world'Cause every day at school, they'd push and shove her.

But she had a plan, one day she would get her revenge.

And those cheerleaders and jocks would be six feet under.

The first part being obviously Uliana and the rest of the villains teasing her, the second part after the prank and becoming into a joke, and the last for the rest of the heroes who did nothing before or after the prank.

But the lyrics that definitely convinced me of this comparison were:

If you break her heart, you just might lose your head.

Well, this is what ended up happening to Cinderella in the movie by leaving with Charming at Castlecoming she broke Bridget's heart and well...the Queen of Hearts' favorite phrase is Off with her head! For a reason.

Other lyrics that I feel fit but I couldn't put them into context:

She's dancing by herself.

She's crowned the queen of hell.

Tears will sink into her skin.

A beautiful and broken mess.

She'll fill your heart with kerosene.

And light you up 'til you can't breatheIf you break her heart, you just might meet your end.

I honestly don't know if this makes sense anymore, am I thinking too much or my hyper fixation with the character of Bridget/Queen of Hearts is making me see things where there aren't any.

But hey, this was fun. What do you think? Can you see what I mean? Or am I really delirious?

A lyric video in case anyone wants to listen to the song.

Ao3, May your normal format be welcomed back my beloved.

(it was like the most stressful three hours of my life).

She is not the Queen.

(Long text).

I've seen a lot of posts talkin about what could have happened after time traveling and thinking about it has given me an idea for an au.

In this au, after Red and Chloe return to the present they realize that there is no welcome meeting like in the beginning, it's just a completely normal first class, No introduction to Principal Uma, and no trace of Cinderella and Bridget.

Confused by this, they set out to find out what is going on.

The first thing they discover is that Wonderland did agree to join Auradon when they merged the kingdoms under the rule of the King Beast, And since all magic was forbidden and Wonderland is made almost entirely of magic, its current state is not very... well, to put it mildly.

It was a garbage dump. Due to the King Beast's anti-magic decree, like the Isle of the Lost, an anti-magic barrier was installed around Wonderland, thus ending much of the ecosystem and inhabitants missing, leaving Wonderland as a sad shadow than it once was.

Horrified at the current state of Wonderland, they wonder how Bridget let this happen? So they investigate what happened and discover something shocking.

Bridget is not the ruler of Wonderland.

This creates too many doubts in Red and Chloe, why is Bridget no longer the ruler? Was I the victim of a coup d'état? Did she die? What exactly happened to her?.

By this point Red would be on the verge of a panic attack, remembering Maddox's warning about the danger of time travel and how she could lose her mother. How did stopping Bridget from being pranked cause all this?.

After several hours of investigation and no answer as to Bridget's whereabouts and no idea where Red lives now, Chloe insists that Red return to her castle with her.

Finally at the castle they are met with the surprising sight of Cinderella and Charming having dinner with Bridget.

Bridget, who looks just as happy and pink as she did as a teenager.

After a few questions they discover the reason why Bridget is no longer the queen and is instead the royal pastry chef of Cinderella's castle. Where she is still Ella's best friend, even more than before, since she now lives in the castle with her (and of course, Red lives there too).

Now after all that, Red and Chloe now have to choose between traveling back in time again to try to fix Wonderland without Bridget turning evil or staying with this happy Bridget but with a destroyed wonderland.

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Well that's what I had in mind, in fact I already have a plan for how Red, Chloe and Bridget's conversation goes at dinner (explaining in more detail why she is a pastry chef and not a queen) I don't know if they want me to raise the scene or you prefer a complete mini fanfic of this, I will upload what you prefer.

I should do a survey on this question? Does anyone even like this idea?.

Well, it's something I wanted to share with someone anyway.

chloe: the moon is beautiful tonight.

red: it sure is.

*in the next room over*

bridget, whispering: do we tell them it's a tortilla i stuck to the window?

ella: please don't.

Dear AO3, I don't know why you look like that...but I hope it's just a mistake and they fix it! It's awful!.

How am I supposed to read about Vikings and dragons, doomed lesbians, and series of questionable quality?.

I just can't, I'll leave you for today, and hope it's just a mistake and nothing permanent.