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Setting? ✓

Mythology and religion? ✓

Races? ✓

Cultures? ✓

Elaborate plot? ✓

Title? …

DAILY MOTHERFUCKING REMINDER

THAT YOU ARE

DAMN INTELLIGENT

VALUABLE AS HELL AND NOT THE LEAST BIT WORTHLESS

SUPER FUCKING LOVED

EXTREMELY GOD DAMN INTERESTING

NOT TO MENTION A HOT PIECE OF ASS

AND THAT ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU OTHERWISE IS A PIECE OF SHIT. KEEP BEING AWESOME, DON’T LET THE DOUCHE BAGS GET YOU DOWN, AND REMEMBER THAT I MOTHERFUCKING LOVE YOU.

In the fanfiction writing system, grammatically-based offenses are considered especially heinous. On the internet, the dedicated proofreaders who find and correct these vicious grammar fails are members of an elite squad known as the Grammar Police. These are their stories.

I Once Dated A Writer and

Writers are forgetful, but they remember everything. They forget appointments and anniversaries, but remember what you wore, how you smelled, on your first date… They remember every story you’ve ever told them - like ever, but forget what you’ve just said. They don’t remember to water the plants or take out the trash, but they don’t forget how to make you laugh. . Writers are forgetful because they’re busy remembering the important things.

Hit him where it hurts, Cassandra! (Apollo is the WORST.)

“Well I didn’t see that coming.”

— Me writing a story written by me. (via kalipeda)

I throw my pen up in the air sometimes, sayin', "Ayo! Where'd my plot go?"