THANK GOD THIS WAS GETTING OUT OF HAND

why nintendo

why couldn't it be like this

Zelda, the Triforce of Wisdom, also known as the tired mom who is sick of her boys getting themselves into trouble

!!!

Don't Fall for this scam.

Transgender community, please please please do NOT use this product! It will kill you if used, please do not use it whatsoever.

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YOU FUCKING TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW HE LOOKS HANDSOME D:<

I especially love how in Shadow's universe, there's a giant statue of Maria that I bet he demands everyone pray to. In fact, it's probably the first thing he did.

"So sire, now that you are king, shall we establish new bylaws?

"I want a statue of my friend."

"Okay, that can be done. Now as for-"

"In the center of the kingdom."

"A-Alright..."

"She has angel wings because that's what she was."

"Sire-"

"What?"

Ahemmmmmmmm...

NAMES. RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW.

No one should have to endure torment like this. It doesn't matter if they're joking or not. Every day people actually do kill themselves due to messages and statements of all sorts like this. And this is where I put my foot down.

About a week ago I posted this.

I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:

and my personal favorite

After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.

About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like

I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like

This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”

But I guess the lesson goes like this:

DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

"Strong independent woman x her grumpy but loving husband = parents" is the only straight couple trope I will accept.

Koreaboo

When You See What An Artist Created From a Simple Banana, You'll Be Stunned

These figurines are too cute to make a banana split from. We'll show you 10 banana figurines that are just too cute to eat. Healthy never lo

💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥💳💥

I shall protect you with my life

I will not allow any harm to come to you

If it does I shall apeshit

Wait if... You're...

Oh you're my son now

wait what

if what

IF WHAT

i'm so confused please clarify

i'm not angry or objecting to this, i just need clarification

I like it in the Kaeya-walking-in-on-them-and-screaming-"FATHER-DILUC-HAS-A-GIRLFRIEND" way

i don’t like jean x diluc in the “fuck jean x lisa gay people suck😂” way

I LIKE JEAN X DILUC IN THE “aw they’re like a healthy married couple” WAY‼️‼️‼️

Really? You're a bicycle! I'm a tricycle!

I’d like everyone to know i’m bisexual :>