This Is How You Know This Is An Impostor

Damn I'm half a head shorter

Goddammit Phoenix

I also added Nako and Jaiyan because they're a family suck it Langa

reblog with your height vs. your fav character's height (yes I snatched this from tweeter)

man I'm at their shoulders

ima tag @aina-not-anna @reckless-rider @hoodcl4ssic

hikaku sitatter - height comparison chart (hikaku-sitatter.com)

Yes, I am asexual but I still love my girlfriend

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

This is now the most important thing in the world to me

To anyone who is having a bad day, I give you this hamster wearing a flower hat.

THIS

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS

Like I am on the aroace spectrum, but I have never seen someone I want to rail, whether fictional or not Tsuunifer keep your mouth shut if you know what's good for you yes I think some characters are pretty, but in a sense that makes me want to cuddle them and braid their hair and go to the petting zoo, not fuck them

Is that weird? Maybe.

Am I going to change? Hell no.

i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues

Look I did a thing

What did I just read...

One time I was hooking up with this guy and he wanted to try handcuff play, I was like sure I’ve never done it why not. so we are doing stuff and I’m handcuffed and then he stops, and just kinda looks at me. he then gets his keys and uncuffs me and I ask him what’s wrong. He tells me I’m too pretty to die and then tells me to get out of his house and then blocks me and I’m still kinda freaked out about it years later

Koreaboo

When You See What An Artist Created From a Simple Banana, You'll Be Stunned

These figurines are too cute to make a banana split from. We'll show you 10 banana figurines that are just too cute to eat. Healthy never lo

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Enmu and Rui

Enmu and Rui are sitting in a tree on Mt. Natagumo

Enmu, swooning: Ohhhh, Rui~! You won't believe what happened to me today~!!

Rui, playing with a spiderweb in his fingers: That's nice, Enmu

Enmu: Lord Muzan complimented me~! He said I was the most competent of the Lower Moons~! No offense to you, though, dear friend~!

Rui: That's nice, Enmu

Enmu: I had to pinch myself to make sure I wasn't caught in one of my own dreams~!!!

Rui: That's nice, Enmu

OH MY GOD IT'S GENETIC

I just think it'd be hilarious if she never got his name right

Read more of the AU HERE

Waffle House

Me: I'm talking to another Douma and who does he think he is? Peter Pan?

Tsuun: HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH I WANNA SEE

Me: HE JUST SAVED YUMI'S LIFE AND SAID "you can thank me by getting breakfast with me" BRO YUMI IS NOT A HIGH SCHOOLER

Me: SHE'S 250 THAT'S OLDER THAN HE IS

The Audacious Tsuun: Why won't you go to Waffle House with him?

Tsuun: Go to Waffle House with Douma

Me: BECAUSE THERE AREN'T ANY WAFFLE HOUSES IN 19th CENTURY JAPAN

Tsuun: THE 19th CENTURY JAPANESE VERSION OF WAFFLE HOUSE THEN

Me: THERE IS NONE

Tsuun: GO TO A HOUSE WHERE THEY'RE EATING WAFFLES

Me: WAFFLES DIDN'T EXIST THEN EITHER

Tsuun: WHAT

Tsuun: BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Me: WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND WAFFLES

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@tsuunytsuun I'm looking at you