Oh Dear Here We Go...

Yes, I am asexual but I still love my girlfriend

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

It's mah birthday so that's cool I guess

Zohakuten: I wanna go home

Hantengu clones incorrect quotes

Sekido: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something! Urogi: You left me, Aizetsu, and Karaku in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago. Sekido: I did that on purpose, try again.

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Urogi: What is it called when you kill a friend? Aizetsu: Homicide. Sekido: Murder. Karaku: Homiecide.

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Urogi: Hah! 69! you know what that means? Sekido: What? Aizetsu: That you're a child. Karaku: HOW YOU GUESS MY IQ?!?

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Karaku: *Gasp* Urogi: wHAT?? Karaku: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish? Urogi: *inhales* Aizetsu, in another room with Sekido: Why can I hear screeching?

-taps mic- Is this thing on?

Kojiro is the KING of older brothers he has two younger siblings named Sadao and Midori they give him hell but he's loved them since they were born and will love them until he dies in this essay I will-

I didn't even think of that, but sure why the hell not?

Ambrosius and hoodies

because it's rainy here and I'm wearing a hoodie

I headcanon that Ambrosius loves wearing hoodies because it's good to pull it up at times he's in public and doesn't want fans to know he's around

Ballister kept telling him that since he wears it so often people will know it's him

Except some people also try buying the same hoodies Ambrosius buys and even knock off versions that look like it if that's all they can afford because they like copying his fashion choices

Some fans already interrupted a regular citizen with their hood up because of this so it's not so frequent that Ambrosius gets found out.

When the weather is cold, Ambrosius would wear two hoodies, an inner and outer type because one time, Ballister said he was cold and one of the few fans Ballister had at that time (pre-movie) overheard and offered him theirs.

While Ballister had been refusing, Ambrosius took off his own hoodie and even if he was freezing himself, he forced Ballister to wear it before walking away.

NEVER

Went to see Across The Spiderverse today, 12/10 movie UvU

dat me :)

@aili-not-ally just suggested that Douma's turtleneck might be his actual skin and not a shirt and I just-

EdeuxHive + Miya

This dynamic is so great because it always involves a third person who is, for whatever reason, quite invested in watching two idiots dance around their feelings for each other.

Same thing and I got:

I took the official test to see if i'd be in the school for Good or Evil, and this was my score.

One of them must also be gay, it is a requirement

think about sibling-centered tragedies too hard and I turn into a mangy dog with rabies