Ahumblecheesecake - I Would Try Cake But That Would Be Cannibalism

"I pick the strange flower"

-"select your die"

"Big Bertha"

There are gasps around the room. The party looks on in fear. Kevin screams. The DM ceremoniously brings out the yoga ball with numbers painted on it.

-"Are you sure?"

"Its a flower, what's the worst that can happen?"

It lands on 1.

Kevin is now in hysteria.

-"You pick the flower, with turns out to be the switch of trapdoor beneath your feet. You fall directly on top of a level 80 dragon"

Kevin passes out.

Have d20s in a variety of sizes. The larger the die, the greater the scale of the result, though success and failure still are based on the number. Players should pick a tiny d20 if they are cautious, or alternatively pick a d20 the size of a bowling ball and hope for a crit. Failing on such a large roll, though, can have terrible consequences.

YOU CANT MAKE ME LEAVE MY STUMP ITS COMFY AND NO ONE CAN HURT ME. I WILL THROW A STICK AT YOU.

HEY BUDDY YOUVE BEEN IN YOUR DEPRESSION MOSS-COVERED HOLLOW STUMP FOR ABOUT FOUR HOURS NOW IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT?

I stubbornly do this every time and usually end up stuck at the bottom of a waterfall

Big Warning

If you see a police car or a cop with a speaker looking thing on it, FUCKING RUN. It’s known as an LRAD (Long Range Acoustic Device), a device that, when activated, can permanently damage your hearing and cause serious harm. If you’re too close, you’ll be left in a lot of pain and squirming on the ground permanently deaf. Ear plugs do not work. Unless you have one of those shooting range headphones, you do not stand a chance against them. Again, if you see them pull up, RUN. This is what they look like.

Stay safe.

and in the end, being selfish is what saved the universe

A well deserved rest

SAME SIS

Tell me this doesn't have DAE (Drunk Adora Energy) all over it.

Im gay people

gay⁉️irl