Evan Is Dominant In That He Needs You To Know You Are Below Him, If You Fight Him Too Much He’ll Just

closeted mtf regulus who can't come out because she's the only heir x evan with a feminizing kink

#HAHA THAT'S LITERALLY THEM

Nalu antics. They are stupidly adorable 🤣

okay but like a mid 2000s au with rosestarkiller as a focus would be so good

like all of them are in the scene but in different ways

barty has his hair spiked and gives himself stick and pokes in the middle of class but has perfect grades.

evan comes to school each week with a new piercing and reads anatomy books instead of paying attention in class. he also just does not talk anytime the teacher tries to call on him he justs stares till they move on. evans just the weirdo who is in some band with people he knows outside of school.

regulus is soso emo. he has angel fangs and writes poetry in his death note book. if you piss him off you are getting a full page of carefully written insults stuffed into your locker.

Bad: "How many people did Pili kill...7, so for one life of Pili, we need to take out 6 lives to balance it out. Six lives it is. It's all about balance, and I think Pangi will add a lot to that... I want to kill Owen first... All the looters who rushed to grab Pili's stuff should die first. Starting with Owen."

Bad watching the Pili/Pangi tellanovela

Regulus “I wasn’t in love with Barty” Black having Barty being mad at him as his biggest nightmare LMAO

Barty: bro i think we committed the perfect crime

Evan: what do u mean bro

Barty: i stole ur heart and u stole mine

Evan: bro

Barty: bro

Pili: There’s an axe, there’s a shovel, but no pickaxe.

Pangi: [Sniggers] Hello, voice chat invite.

Pili: Pleaseeee…pleaseee..please make me a new pickaxe.

Pangi: Hey man!

Pili: OH, oh, uhm. Hey Pangi bro what’s up, can you make me a new pickaxe-

Pangi: [Cackling]

Bad: Hey, is there water falling thing down there.

Pili: Yeah there’s water.

Pangi: Yeah, of course Pili I’ll get you uh-

long, endless summers at the rosier mansion

"It wasn’t the worst thing in the world, kissing the devil" - Barty after his first kiss with Regulus, still young and following his father's ideology, believing that the Black's are the worst family around, but finding himself thinking that Regulus may not be all that bad (he's wrong, Regulus is going to ruin him and he's going to be thankful for it)