god bbh, pangi and pili are the best trio ever like they are so fucking bloodthirsty and also deeply silly
they chat about how to murder everyone in the server while sipping their homemade chocolate milk
Lucy and Natsu (but I'm trying new things)
Niki my beloved ✨
Sirius would have a praise kink ‘cause he never got any as a child
And Reg would have a degradation kink because he got too much praises for doing disgusting things as a child
bartylus who are broken up, but God forbid anyone tries to flirt with barty
Regulus, to the first years: There are only three rules in the Slytherin tower: The lake is off limits, never piss of Mcgonagall, and Barty Crouch Junior is a HOME WRECKING WHORE
Barty, from across the room: BITCH
irl george content my beloved
I don't trust band au bartylus. Those fucks would leak multiple sex tapes a year by "accident". You expect regulus to concentrate on stage with barty playing electric guitar right next to him? I don't think so. They're going on stage sex drunk and taking weed from ppl in the crowd so they can shotgun on stage. They give 0 fucks about being indecent.
When do we get this meme trio back Mashima I miss them
half asleep regulus whining and calling barty baby so he stays in bed with him (he get's cold when barty isn't there)