Pili: "I Think Bad Deserves Karma For Accidentally Killing People, He Even Killed One Of Mine, But I'm

the insane powerplay of letting someone Almost kill you and saying no no go ahead. do it look ill respawn right here go ahead and finish me off you were talking big before now follow through. and then being Right . pangi the man that you are

Barty was moping.

Again, he knows- him and Regulus had gotten into an argument again, and he knew he’d lost, but he liked the thrill of arguing- and he’d said some things he really shouldn’t have… but maybe Regulus would see how sorry he was by the way he was being so mope-y. Yeah, maybe- he was curled up in his four-poster, moodily skimming through his potions book- how does that not scream “I’m sorry please come back and love me so I don’t think you hate me”?

Regulus, on the other hand, was- rather haughtily, in Barty’s opinion- ignoring Barty, and playing wizard’s chess with Evan on the other side of the room. Barty gave a dramatic sigh… still nothing. Damn it. He was being so obvious about it, why wouldn’t Reg just forgive him already?

Barty had basically already apologized, with how much of a show he was giving about it- but clearly, Regulus wanted a real one. Damn him, making Barty do all the work.

“Castle to E5,” Regulus had been saying, just as Barty flopped down onto the ground behind him, shoving himself up against the Black’s back, his cheek smushed against in the back of his sweater. Barty’s sweater.

“I’m sorry.” He finally mumbled, rather pitifully.

Barty couldn’t see it, but he could definitely sense the smirk he just knew was plastered on Regulus’ face right about now.

“Sorry, Crouch, what was that? Couldn’t quite hear you.”

“I said, I’m Sorry.”

“For?”

Barty just huffed, going quiet for a moment. His fingers lightly traced Regulus’ spine through his clothes, from his neck to his tailbone, and back up.

“I’m sorry Regulus for saying you’re a teacher’s-pet…”

Barty finally muttered, poking the middle of Regulus’ back, just to punctuate.

Regulus was surely grinning by now, he loved it when-

“Even if you really are.”

Barty really shouldn’t have tacked that last bit on, as he quickly found himself flattened on the ground, because Regulus had decided to forcibly lean back, right on top of him.

“Bitch.”

“Twat.”

“…love you.”

“Love you too, Barty.”

Evan took that moment to finally butt in, cooing,

“Aww, you guys are so swee-“

It was safe to say that Evan didn’t get to finish his sentence, and there was ‘magically’ one pawn now across the room.

pangi called pinkie pie the alpha of the series and then muted and cheered because he got the name right to pili

history - @rosekillermicrofic - word count: 179 - NSFW

"Fucking Merlin, Barty!" Regulus swore as his best friend appeared through the Floo unexpectedly, looking like he was in a rush.

"Yes, yes, you're so surprised," Barty drawled. "Except you can't be that much because you haven't cursed my prick off, so let's move on. Can I borrow Potter's old Quidditch jersey and one of your textbooks?"

As he asked, he was already striding over to one of the bookshelves and pulling Hogwarts, a History from the stacks.

"Why, pray tell, do you need those things?" Regulus asked, already dreading the answer.

"Because Rosie and I are going to roleplay as you and Potter," Barty replied, sending him a lewd grin and beginning to walk down the hall to Regulus and James's room. "The jersey's in the closet?"

Sighing, Regulus considered sending a hex toward his friend, or at least kicking him out. But honestly, this wasn't even on the list of the top ten most obnoxious things he'd done this month. "Wash it before you return it," he mumbled, turning back to the crossword he'd been doing.

"Ta!"

Regulus who let's Barty take him out on Valentine's day cause even though him and Rabastan are together he didn’t explicitly ask to be Regulus's valentine while Barty got him white roses painted red and heart shaped sour candy

I’m what would happen if regulus black and evan rosier mixed their blood and cum together and put it inside of barty crouch jr

Bad watching the Pili/Pangi tellanovela

the difference between how the ls members are treating pangi eating 18 stacks of bottled honey and killing all of the bees in a 1k block radius is so funny. like everyone else calling him insane while hannah says it was deserved bc they had it in an open chest and clown calls him a devious, hungry little guy 😭😭😭

the parallels between ros and pangi make me want to chew off my own arm. like what do you mean they both lost the person they loved the most. what do you mean they're both under the wing of their faction leader, essentially the "apprentices" (for lack of a better word) of people who will find eachother in every life. what do you mean they're on opposing factions. what do you mean they started off kind and have slowly been hardened by the world around them. what do you mean ros has gotten a chance at redemption and pangi has been scorned. what do you mean ros has been favoured by the keepers while pangi has been discarded. what do you mean pangi has a few people who are all dear to him, and ros has many people who refuse to understand her. what do you mean their factions have opposite values. what do you mean they're both everything the other could've been. what do you mean they turned out the same either way--alone, suffering. what do you mean none of it mattered in the end. like what do you mean. what do y

Pangi: Hey honey, I'm back.

Pili: Did you just call me-...? Are you talking to me??

Pangi: No- No! I was talking to BadBoyHalo's cat!

Pili: Hello?! I had like a legit jumpscare, like a shiver down my spine...