My headcanon of Evan, is him being the type of person to ruin Regulus' relationships one by one, and have Barty kiss everything better. He's playing the long game.
It's him. It's Barty. And it's Regulus.
But Regulus is a flight risk. They all promised they'd be each other's forevers but Evan doesn't trust Regulus the way he trusts Barty. Regulus still wants Sirius back, James is lurking behind every corner trying to talk to him all the time. Regulus thinks he can commit but can't.
So Evan doesn't want to give him the chance to break their deal. He leaves no room for even the slightest possibility of it. Honestly, he doesn't know how he'll deal with a betrayal from Regulus. Just thinking about it makes him want to go out and get his knuckles bloody. Makes him want to hear the squelch of blood beneath his fists.
It's a sobering thought, realizing he might end up killing Regulus if he breaks his promise. Regulus the rabbit, always poised to run.
But he can't. He promised to keep Barty and Regulus safe. He fucking loves them. They're his.
Kill Regulus, and he loses Barty too.
So... He needs to cut off the loose ends in Regulus' life. Keep him away from his cunt of a brother. Have Barty soothe the ouchies and have him wipe away the tears. And he'll watch and decide what to do next.
It's a miracle Regulus is still who he is despite everything he's lost and been through. It's an impossibility made possible that he can look at them, broken, twisted people in his life — and smile and say, "Come here, let me hold you."
It makes him sick that they walk right into his arms like lost dogs. But Regulus walked into their arms as well. He chose them. He's theirs as much as they belong to him. There's no walking away.
**I write them nasty ♥️. Here, have some more.
Pangi: "I'm still really proud of you, no matter the outcome of this."
Pili: "You are?"
Pangi: "I always will be."
if there’s one thing you can count on, it’s that when there’s drama badboyhalo will follow it like a shark scenting blood
idk if its bc pilis been sick or because pangis been up till like 2 am so often lately but pangili have gotten incredibly soft. pili breathes and pangis like oh yeah no worries sorry hang on let me do that for you ill just make this whole farm and also do this and dont worry its gonna be okay youre gonna be okay
It's so interesting how the way Ros has described the kingdom is the way Pangi described Bad and Pili to him - a family. Yet their definition of what that dynamic entails is so so different.
For Ros, family is about holding the line, standing through thick and thin, and if necessary, falling so others don’t have to. It’s loyalty sharpened into steel, protection worn like armor, love proven through sacrifice. To her, devotion isn’t just about being there—it’s about what you’re willing to give up to keep them safe. Even if that means losing herself in the process.
Meanwhile, for Pangi, family is trust—not just in their strength, but in their choices, even when those choices lead to ruin. It’s about standing beside them, not in front of them, watching them step into the fire and believing in them enough to let them burn if that’s what they choose. Because love isn’t just about keeping them safe. It’s about letting them be.
Two definitions of the same word. One rooted in shielding, the other in allowing. One built on holding on, the other on letting go.
ranbob in the beach episode fo today
bartylus who are broken up, but God forbid anyone tries to flirt with barty
“It seems Pangi is picking up the mantle of chaos. We’ll have to assist him. Watching Pili die..made me more sad than I thought it would. I think I’ll have to do a little more violence as well.”
you know, i totally get that people want to stick to regulus being tough and cruel because we have softened him too much, and i agree at the most part, but i also feel like regulus is so sensitive. he was a caring, loving child, the complete opposite of who he became. so within that, if you find a way in, he becomes just as sickenley loving. he cannot bare anything casual. he loves with his whole being. consumes. engulfs. he sleeps with stuffed animals. he needs barty to hold his hand when he panics in class. he is, in the words of mistki, a tall child.
just a bee and an enderman having funky lil adventures