Gray gets the credit for clearing Juvia's skies but her saying this to Lucy about the guild is very cute and important too
Bad: "I think a lot of people would expect me to pick Pangi first, but I feel like Pangi would like the idea of being a part of another team for a little bit. So, I might actually let- not pick Pangi at all and let Pangi have fun, just memeing about. You know what I mean? I might pick the person that I know the other team desires the most. Like, if I was picking selfishly, I would definitely pick Pangi to be on my team. Like if I was just like, wanted a team of people I know or like awesome to work with, blah blah, you feel me? I would be like Pangi! Would be my first choice. But, at the same point, I'll probably talk to Pangi about it, see what Pangi thinks cause Pangi would be my first choice." (paraphrase)
Pangi: I know that, Pili. Because you can't kill me.
Pili: Are you sure about that?
Pangi: (takes off armor and totem) Go on.
Pili: I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now.
Pangi: Go on.
Pili: Wait. Where's my thing?.. Okay, how would you like to die?
Pangi: (sighs) However you'd like.
Pili: Why are you so quiet? Why are you so quiet?
Pangi: Here, I'll even put my bed here, you can kill me three times now. Go on. Do it.
Pili: You look so naked right now.
Pangi: Kill me! You said you could! You said you would! Do it! You said you would! I'm literally a one shot for you right now, Pili.
Pili: That's a crazy sentence to say.
Pangi: Is it wrong?
Pili: No... You know, maybe the Derapchu effect is real-
Pangi: No, nononono, where did your big talk go, Pili? Where did your big talk go? "I could kill you", "I would kill you", "Yeah, let's kill Pangi!", huh?
Pili: (starts punching Pangi with a fist) See, I'm doing it!
Pangi: Yeah, go for it!
Pili: Why do you have no knockback?
Pangi: I don't know.
Pili: Why do you have no knockback, this is not fun, I can't push you into the water. I can't push you into the water! This is not fun!
Pangi: So when are you going to kill me, Pili? I'm waiting.
Pili: Why are you so... suicidal? You are-
Pangi: No! Nononononono, don't make this about me, don't make this about me! You were just like "Oh, let's kill Pangi, let's kill Pangi!" Nono, this isn't about me. You were just a second ago "Let's kill Pangi, let's do it, let's do it, let's kill him, let's kill him, I would kill him, what if I join the yellow team? What if I kill him?"
Pili: (still punching Pangi with a fist)
Pangi: There you go, you're almost there, you're getting there, you're getting there. Fi- si- five hearts. Come on. You got it. You were like "I'm gonna kill Pangi, I'm gonna kill Pangi."
Pangi: But you can't.
Pili: (stopped hitting him, laughs, continues to hit him)
Pangi: But you can't.
Pili: It would be so funny if I killed you, wouldn't it.
Pangi: It would be really funny. Two hearts.
Pili: (stops hitting him) But you will also get really pissed off at me... (walks off)
Pangi: (chuckles) That's what I thought.
RUN MY GUY RUN ‼️
I'm really happy with how these turned out!! I'll be posting the headcanons soon <3 <3
I snorted ….. (gonna cry lol)
Today’s laugh brought to you by best boy Logan. (Again)
Barty was moping.
Again, he knows- him and Regulus had gotten into an argument again, and he knew he’d lost, but he liked the thrill of arguing- and he’d said some things he really shouldn’t have… but maybe Regulus would see how sorry he was by the way he was being so mope-y. Yeah, maybe- he was curled up in his four-poster, moodily skimming through his potions book- how does that not scream “I’m sorry please come back and love me so I don’t think you hate me”?
Regulus, on the other hand, was- rather haughtily, in Barty’s opinion- ignoring Barty, and playing wizard’s chess with Evan on the other side of the room. Barty gave a dramatic sigh… still nothing. Damn it. He was being so obvious about it, why wouldn’t Reg just forgive him already?
Barty had basically already apologized, with how much of a show he was giving about it- but clearly, Regulus wanted a real one. Damn him, making Barty do all the work.
“Castle to E5,” Regulus had been saying, just as Barty flopped down onto the ground behind him, shoving himself up against the Black’s back, his cheek smushed against in the back of his sweater. Barty’s sweater.
“I’m sorry.” He finally mumbled, rather pitifully.
Barty couldn’t see it, but he could definitely sense the smirk he just knew was plastered on Regulus’ face right about now.
“Sorry, Crouch, what was that? Couldn’t quite hear you.”
“I said, I’m Sorry.”
“For?”
Barty just huffed, going quiet for a moment. His fingers lightly traced Regulus’ spine through his clothes, from his neck to his tailbone, and back up.
“I’m sorry Regulus for saying you’re a teacher’s-pet…”
Barty finally muttered, poking the middle of Regulus’ back, just to punctuate.
Regulus was surely grinning by now, he loved it when-
“Even if you really are.”
Barty really shouldn’t have tacked that last bit on, as he quickly found himself flattened on the ground, because Regulus had decided to forcibly lean back, right on top of him.
“Bitch.”
“Twat.”
“…love you.”
“Love you too, Barty.”
Evan took that moment to finally butt in, cooing,
“Aww, you guys are so swee-“
It was safe to say that Evan didn’t get to finish his sentence, and there was ‘magically’ one pawn now across the room.