I Don't Think I'll Ever Get Over How MUCH Ranboo Knows About Internet Culture. IRL His Story Is Unreal,

teenagers in media acting like real teenagers will always hold a special place in my heart

Pili: Nooooo, my only ally... I'm so sad

Aimsey: He's like totes dead, man.

Pili: Now me and Pangi are gonna be alone, together, just the two of us, no more Bad, just the two of us... This is so sad....

Aimsey: [...] Okay... Anyway...

Lucy and Natsu (but I'm trying new things)

closeted mtf regulus who can't come out because she's the only heir x evan with a feminizing kink

“You know how to ball, I know Aristotle”

But it’s Regulus, who’s the best quidditch player in Slytherin and Barty, who reads muggle philosophy when he’s bored

Everytime I see something about Bartylus, Prongsfoot, Moonwater, ect. And the comments are ‘aww so best friends so platonic 🥰’ I start gnawing at the bars of my enclosure

all they can do is stand as close as they physically can at all times. I guess

They stand like this in front of people to me,,, no one's gonna take it from you tr!pili damn,

I feel like a large part of the dynamic between Evan Regulus and Barty is how out of pocket and codependent they are, but like in such a chaotic and silly way sometimes. Like for example, Evan and Barty operate on the ‘favorite system’ which is pretty much like treating your mom as base in tag but regulus is the mother in this situation. Like when they get in a squabble or are just being stupid they run around regulus like he’s base and regulus could not be bothered at all. But the ‘favorite’ thing comes in because depending on the day, regulus is much more willing to let one of them slide than the other solely because it’s funny to watch the one not being favored get upset about it. There’s no rhyme or reason to who he picks as his ‘favorite’ that day and they can’t bribe him to change his mind, it’s just a fact of their life that some days Evan can get away with murder and get head pats instead of a talking to or an eye roll no matter what he does while other days it’s Barty that gets the privilege. It’s custom that whoever realizes they’re the favorite is an absolute menace about it the rest of the day. They rub it in the loser’s face in any way they can, and the loser usually just pouts about it because it doesn’t matter and they’ll get a turn later. It’s completely for shits and giggles and doesn’t actually influence any of the threes’ opinions on each other or moods at all, it’s literally just juvenile fun that they take seriously for the bit.

Ros: Do you even have like, a family?

Pili: No. I am his family.

Pangi: That hits a little close to home, Ros.

Ros: Sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry- [Giggles] Oh no, I feel bad..

Pangi: [Laughing] No, it’s ok! It’s ok.

Pili: It’s ok, it’s ok, you know why? I am his family!

Ros: Awh- Oh..Aww!

Pangi: Yep! Mhm!

Pili: Yup, us furries we stick together.

Pangi: Im not a furry! I’m not a furry! I’m not a furry Ros.

Ros: You know what, you’re valid, you’re valid for that!

Pangi: Valid for what-?

Ros: What am I? Am I a fruit, I’m just a cucumber! (it’s not in this clip but Pili called her a fruit cake)