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francesca danelli is like dan's dan

Autism be damned my boy can reanimate the dead

he’s a 10 but he can’t stop performing medical malpractice

well, hes a fine young man. if you overlook the atrocities

can you come collect your freak of a man please. He’s doing things

oh my fucking god

You go to your friend’s house and Jeff Bezos is there. You’re like “are you insane? That’s Jeff Bezos, he’s evil, we need to throw him out” and your friend tries to convince you that no poor Jeff Bezos has amnesia and is in a lot of trouble so you have to help him. This is insane to you but you’re in love with your friend so you’re like okay…and then Jeff Bezos regains his memories and runs off to live out his queer love story. You’re like “well that was INSANE wasn’t it? Let’s go do boozy brunch to get over it and also I might be in love with you”…..but your friend/love of your life is like “this is awkward but I’m actually the new CEO of Amazon”…….that would be terrible wouldn’t it? Well something really similar happened to my good friend crowley

I made some reanimator tumblr memes!

the evil dead is the funniest frenchise ive ever seen. this dude named ashley barely survived the weirdest possessed house ever? send him there again, fuck it. oh he survived again? send his ass to a 13th century legend. oh he survived again? send him to walmart bro i don't know