"Thank You!"

*hits record player*

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no

Roses are red His scarf was blue If he doesn’t turn up soon I might have to jump, too -JW

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

Ammit trying to gain followers:

more moonknight memes

I am asking this for an essay. Try to answer honestly.

I ship it

logan (the worst wolverine) found out he was wade’s best wolverine and decided never to be normal again. oh u want me to move in to ur tiny ass apartment with your blind 80yo skiier of a roommate and a dog? say less. you want me to meet all your friends and family? I will be so behaved. actually hold up let me try n set u up with your ex while giving you heart eyes. like idk what logan will get up to next but it’s going to be out of loyalty & devotion to wade bc that feral beast domesticated himself for that man

Store Worker: Would a Miss Y/N please come to the front desk?

Y/N, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: *Points to Rooster and Hangman*

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Rooster and Hangman, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Y/N: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

The spirit of Diogenes is alive and well

hes just so 🥵🥵😫😫🤤🤤

This is THEEEEE sluttiest thing a man has ever done