Monty Python And The Holy Grail + Tumblr Text Posts

the regular people of hyrule seeing the castle spontaneously burst into dark evil flames and rise up out of the ground:

I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

thats the same person

come on, bradley, sing with the family

matty, my poor sweet sweet boy. what did they do to you?

MATT MURDOCK AKA DAREDEVIL SHE-HULK: Attorney at Law 1.08 "Ribbit and Rip it"

Ryan 😭

this is gender

bitches be like "transition goals" and it's just a being, shrouded in darkness, cloaked in mystery, dark, like the void, lurking in the unknown, its true form long forgotten, not to be seen by the mortal eye

reading ✨️The Milk✨️ fic

when you finish reading that slow burn mutual pining 300k words 40 chapter fic that had you deeply emotionally invested in it for what feels like forever and you don’t know what to do with yourself anymore so you just sit there like:

me seeing the tip option:

there was an old wizard who lived in a shoe

that tea come with the cake?