Okay But Why Don’t We Talk More About Carmen’s Stealth Suit Under Her Coat

Every time Dick leaves the house Bruce gets a new kid

Dick : [leaves]

Bruce: oh god. Nest empty. Must have bird. Hrnnnnngh [adopts an orphan]

Dick: [returns] ........

Dick: Who the fuck is this?

Jason: Hi.

Dick: I was only gone 3 weeks!

-

Jason: [Is dead]

Dick: [leaves]

Bruce: :🥺 b-but!!! I have no baby!!! Must have baby!! Alfred, call the guy!

Dick : [returns]

Dick: .... Bruce why is the neighbor kid here? And where'd the girl come from?

Tim: Hi. I live here now.

Stephanie: I don't live here but I might as well.

Dick: .... Bruce what the fuck. I was only gone for the weekend and Jason's grave is still fresh.

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Dick: [Leaves]

Bruce: [Vibrates intensely] Alfred--

Alfred: Already called, Sir.

Dick: [Returns]

Dick:....... (O . O)

Dick: H-hello.... Children.... Where... How.... ?

Cass, Duke, Terry, Carrie, Billy, Harper and Cullen: Hi.

Damian: I am the blood son.

Tim & Steph: We never left.

Dick: ....

Dick: [throws an apple at B's head] I ONLY WENT TO THE STORE BRUCE!!! IT WAS ONLY TWO HOURS BRUCE!!!! [Continues chucking produce]

Jason: [From behind Dick] I'm back, btw.

Dick: [Jumps out of his skin] AA--!!

YO YOURE RIGHT

say it with me everyone: we were absolutely fucking ROBBED of noah and owen doing the tango challenge in ridonculous race

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Daily picture of Vi: day 33

you don't "hate kids," you hate being forced into a caretaking role.

you don't "hate kids," you hate censorship passed off as family values.

you don't "hate kids," you hate the constrictiveness of the nuclear family.

you don't "hate kids," you're just not used to occupying fully age diverse spaces so you're not used to the noise or the many different kinds of needs.

you don't "hate kids," most public spaces just aren't built for kids, and so the few kids you see are always uncomfortable and distressed.

you don't "hate kids," you hate the intense social rules assigned to kids and anyone who interacts with kids.

You don't "hate kids," you hate how society reproduces its most restrictive elements and how kids are powerless to resist it.

I agree with all of this but i think in a way ekko and mel WERE kinda treated like after thoughts by the writers themselves compared to the main 5. Well, ekko at least, altho i have a few problems with mel’s s2 arc being too convenient. They definitely both deserved better.

Just wanna say that I think Ekko and Mel slander makes sense when you understand that 85% of the Arcane fandom views both of them as characters less worthy of fandom attention.

In their eyes, they are afterthoughts to more interesting relationships, so when someone in the 15% dares to give them anything outside of dutiful lamentations ("Mel and Ekko deserved better!"), they can't help but feel those analysis would be better suited for a character they *actually* like and so they lash out.

Fans of both characters have to constantly argue that these characters have loved and have been loved. They want Mel "independent" because she doesn't "need love" and they want Ekko focused on The Tree and the unnamed Firelights because they want it to be easier to carve both of them out of the interpersonal narratives that attaches fandoms to characters in the first place.

They want Mel and Ekko to "save the day" because they don't want their roles in the story to interfere with other characters that they like. Better for them to beat the Bad Guys™ than to be given more material that would validate their personal connections with other characters in ways that the fandom would prefer to ignore.

And the fact that Ekko and Mel are completely different characters who have never once interacted with each other and yet somehow both of them are being treated the same way with how the fandom constantly diminishes their relationships with the rest of the main cast leads me to believe that it does have something to do with the One Trait they do share.

Mel from Arcane, I love her.

THE CROWS + textposts.

Flo Milli

Okay so I was marking places in this episode where I wanted to get screenshots for graphics

Oh hey it looks like these two are about to have a moment.

AND THEN SUDDENLY:

“Oh hey there Sam and Tye mind if I drop in”

AND BOTH OF THEM TURN AND ARE LIKE

“Eduardo, are you fucking kidding me right now?”

BUT ESPECIALLY TYE.

Eduardo.

Eduardo stop.

Eduardo please.