DANIEL DAE KIM IS LITERALLY PLAYING OZAI .
THEY WERE THE SHIT .
did i ever tell you that i loved the team rocket? well i tell you, i love them. my bi ass in panic.
art by gi_xxy on twi <3
love this casting !! Always thought Briane Tju would be the perfect cinder but im liking alexa loo as well!
Here's part 1 with Cinder, Kai, Scarlet and Wolf!
She's supposed to be mixed, so I picked:
Olivia Rodrigo (2003. American. White/pacific islander: filipina)
Alexa Loo (2003. Canadian. White/east asian: chinese)
Cha Eunwoo (1997. Korean. Note: not fluent in English)
Xiao Dejun (1999. Chinese. Note: semi-fluent in English. Tiny note: as a fan of him I think he would really like to act in something YA-like where he gets to play a prince)
They are both mostly singers/dancers but it's what I could find
Kyra Leroux (2001/2002?. Canadian. Note: fluent in French)
Francesca Capaldi (2004. American)
Youssef Sawmah (1997. Lebanese/egyptian. Note: not an actor but a model)
Faris Al Bahri (age unknown but most likely 20-25. Lebanese).
I wanted to try and make an updated 2021 version that was as age-accurate and ethnicity-accurate as possible, so those two were my main criteria. So if they look a little too young it's because yeah the characters are pretty young in the books.
After that I considered acting experience, fluency in english (bc I imagine if this were to really happen it would be a Hollywood production ya know) and then physical appearance matching the canon description.
I put two options for each character, one usually a little older than the other so I basically ended up making two full(?) fancasts, for most of them the younger actor is more age-accurate.
This was very hard oh my god I spent like 3 weeks researching like it was homework for absolutely no reason
Shoutout to everyone on tumblr and tiktok that has ever made a fancast because I probably looked through ALL of them (special shoutout to tiktok user @/sista.krista, she started making a good one a while ago but unfortunately only did a few characters)
Also note: I didn't consider the "book trailers" existing on youtube bc I don't really like them lol
Also I tried to avoid actors who were problematic but I'm not super sure I did well on that, you can always inform me! I'd be grateful
Part 2:
she is magnificent
shes pretty
Ugh what a diva
You're serving cunt?
You're in jail and you're serving cunt?
yes i stand for zoke slander :)
zoey, the manic pixie nightmare.
stereotypical indie girl– obsession with alt rock / oldies bands, only listens to shit on vinyl, gave herself a stick + poke tattoo of a moon on her wrist at her friends house. has a superiority complex that makes her sort of manipulative to any guy who’s dumb enough to like her (mike)
mal may hate mike sometimes, but it’s out of a need to protect the body and zoey is like literally his worst enemy.
afsjhash Debbie is literally gemma how did i not see it before ??
𝙼𝙰𝚁𝙺 𝙶𝚁𝙰𝚈𝚂𝙾𝙽 ➜ Ryan Potter
𝙽𝙾𝙻𝙰𝙽 𝙶𝚁𝙰𝚈𝚂𝙾𝙽 ➜ Henry Cavill
𝙳𝙴𝙱𝙱𝙸𝙴 𝙶𝚁𝙰𝚈𝚂𝙾𝙽 ➜ Gemma Chan
𝚂𝙰𝙼𝙰𝙽𝚃𝙷𝙰 𝙴𝚅𝙴 𝚆𝙸𝙻𝙺𝙸𝙽𝚂 ( 𝙰𝚃𝙾𝙼 𝙴𝚅𝙴 ) ➜ Abigail Cowen
𝙰𝙼𝙱𝙴𝚁 𝙱𝙴𝙽𝙽𝙴𝚃𝚃 ➜ Yandeh Sallah
𝚆𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙸𝙰𝙼 𝙲𝙻𝙾𝙲𝙺𝚆𝙴𝙻𝙻 ➜ Axel Auriant
𝙲𝙴𝙲𝙸𝙻 𝚂𝚃𝙴𝙰𝙳𝙼𝙰𝙽 ➜ Ed Harris
𝚁𝚄𝙳𝚈 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝙽𝙴𝚁𝚂 ( 𝚁𝙾𝙱𝙾𝚃 ) ➜ Zachary Quinto
Not my gifs
Every time Dick leaves the house Bruce gets a new kid
Dick : [leaves]
Bruce: oh god. Nest empty. Must have bird. Hrnnnnngh [adopts an orphan]
Dick: [returns] ........
Dick: Who the fuck is this?
Jason: Hi.
Dick: I was only gone 3 weeks!
-
Jason: [Is dead]
Dick: [leaves]
Bruce: :🥺 b-but!!! I have no baby!!! Must have baby!! Alfred, call the guy!
Dick : [returns]
Dick: .... Bruce why is the neighbor kid here? And where'd the girl come from?
Tim: Hi. I live here now.
Stephanie: I don't live here but I might as well.
Dick: .... Bruce what the fuck. I was only gone for the weekend and Jason's grave is still fresh.
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Dick: [Leaves]
Bruce: [Vibrates intensely] Alfred--
Alfred: Already called, Sir.
Dick: [Returns]
Dick:....... (O . O)
Dick: H-hello.... Children.... Where... How.... ?
Cass, Duke, Terry, Carrie, Billy, Harper and Cullen: Hi.
Damian: I am the blood son.
Tim & Steph: We never left.
Dick: ....
Dick: [throws an apple at B's head] I ONLY WENT TO THE STORE BRUCE!!! IT WAS ONLY TWO HOURS BRUCE!!!! [Continues chucking produce]
Jason: [From behind Dick] I'm back, btw.
Dick: [Jumps out of his skin] AA--!!
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