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@prozdvoices being a fucking champ

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This just in

yossy

yo what are you always so stressed about?

me:

Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

cant stop thinking about this video

he’s literally pregnant coded

Jonathan Harker or whoever: Oh damn, I forgot my keys. I'm locked out.

Dracula: I can fix that.

Jonathan Harker or whoever: Oh right, since you've been invited in before, you can to use your vampire powers to enter and unlock it from the inside

Dracula, having already pulled a wolf out from under his cape somehow and thrown it like a javelin through the nearest window: wait what

Jonathan Harker or whoever: ...

Dracula: ...

Dracula: Yeah I guess that would have worked too