Agetman88 - My Dark Corner Of The Library.

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexual people or are actually a bunch of tiny velociraptors in a human suit

A new special breed called "Parakeeterriers." The breed is especially known for its high pitched screech-like bark, bright colors, and grooming techniques. You'll never have to worry about giving these dogs a bath or taking them outside for walks!

What breed are these

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion