cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them
cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.
cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,
i am gay and tired, reblog this if you are also gay and tired
survived checking my bank account. i deserve a little treat
@prozdvoices being a fucking champ
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Gossip Merriment and Mischief
Witchcraft, Wisdom, Death...
Reblog to make it die faster
Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)