May All My Mutuals Have A Life Full Of Pasta And Great Sex. Amen.

why is your cat green?

She’s built different 😌

cant stop thinking about this video

i needed the full songs worth of this not 15 seconds

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I feel absolute rage when i call An Office and have to sit through a 5 minute recording telling me I can just use their website thanks!!! I can’t! Believe it or not I’m a child of the internet age who went on your website and it was shit!! Get me a human person!!!!

I humbly submit Tao Xu from Heartstopper with THIS haircut

What is it about this haircut that makes you be a big fucking nerd

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

can yoy make tumble explode

On February 23rd, 2031 tumblr will indeed explode