OUTER BANKS 4.02 Blackbeard

omfg

modern!angus tully has beef with the angus mcbangus bird on tiktok, bc angus will be standing at the bathroom mirror, getting ready for date night, and you come in and start singing at him "who's a pretty bird? it's angus!"

hands on hips at you and he goes "are you done?" and you kiss him and he's suddenly not as annoyed anymore

backwards, sideways, missionary, cowgirl, doggystyle, on the train, on a plane, on the table, against the wall, in the shower, on the floor, vertically, horizontally, until the paint peels off the walls, the bed breaks, and the neighbours call for help

always keeping marketing and communications happy.

never you, honey

no thoughts…. i’m fucking dizzy

i want to be his controversially young girlfriend

sorry this is real

if a 6'5 princess boy dragged me around his museum home and said the sentance "dead rellies, dead rellies, daddys old teddy, shakespears folio" id scream "sex me here" make him correct me and then prove my fucking point. ill suck that dick so hard he would be transported back to shakespears time and get him to rewrite it personally.

i’m a simple girl i see a man with big arms and a kind heart and i get a little stupid

patiently awaiting the day when one of the trailers for dom’s upcoming movies comes out and all 10 of us dom stans will be throwing a party <3 i’ll provide the snacks

I am the anon from earlier!

https://x.com/braindeadbunnyr/status/1859080492265730477?t=IZBnMxUBwGUR5nAtMeKvoQ&s=19

this video gave me virgin! clark vibes

— link.

it absolutely is oh my god. i’ve seen this vid before but lost it forever ago im so happy to see it again. the bit about being afraid to touch you and the “im shy” godddd this shit wrecks me every time. that’s virgin clark kent right there, and you’re walking him through it and it’s making him so hard. you gotta go a second round after this