Never Beating The Cat Allegations I Fear

“Bring back cunty F1”

Y’all can’t even handle Max Verstappen

Oscar and Lando polaroids from COTA!

i’ll be like “need him so bad it makes me stupid” and it’s this guy:

this man has my heart and soul. for obvious reason

McLaren leading the Oscar win

world championship

he’s actually so fucking crazy i wanna hang off his arm soooooo bad

Imagine hanging out with Jason (as friends) and he lets you rummage through the pockets of the leather jacket he’s wearing

He watches you with a soft gaze. You reaching into his pockets, is the closest he’s had to nonviolent physical touch in so long.

You pull out a pocket knife, he’s already confiscating it

Some random bullets, a scrap of a shopping list, a receipt, cherry chapstick, and one of your hair ties (the one he’s not wearing on his wrist)

I am the anon from earlier!

https://x.com/braindeadbunnyr/status/1859080492265730477?t=IZBnMxUBwGUR5nAtMeKvoQ&s=19

this video gave me virgin! clark vibes

— link.

it absolutely is oh my god. i’ve seen this vid before but lost it forever ago im so happy to see it again. the bit about being afraid to touch you and the “im shy” godddd this shit wrecks me every time. that’s virgin clark kent right there, and you’re walking him through it and it’s making him so hard. you gotta go a second round after this

hotch only knew 5 minutes of peace in his entire life and it was when morgan and reid were stuck in that elevator

ive said it before and i'll say it again. oscar piastri would be perfect as the only human in a muppet movie