Mkay So Just Thinking About The Song «obsessed» And At First Was Like Violet About Cat Then Went No

My bed is covered in stuffies

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

As the Ides of March approaches, let us all remember it not as the day Caesar was stabbed a whole bunch, but for what it truly was: the day a group of organized elected representatives killed a sitting unelected dictator.

The Fellowship playing never have I ever together and just realising that each of them has no fucking clue what counts as a normal life for the others, like inagine;

Legolas: never have I ever killed a giant spider!

Boromir: a giant what.

Legolas: y'know, the big ones! normally quite snappy, huge webs

Boromir: no the fuck i do not??

Aragorn: Legolas, that's a mirkwood thing.

The same thing happens with each of them, the hobbits finding out that Second Breakfast is in fact just a hobbit thing, Gimli realising that dwarven drinking games aren't as popular as he thinks, and Boromir just being so fucking confused.

Alex "it's all in the hips" Claremont-Diaz:

I used to have a sign in my door that said “if my horse doesn’t like you I probably won’t either”

[talking shit about a guy] he could not earn the trust of a horse

Just you and me honey bear

"My darling paramour, my infernal flame, my Figueroth. I sent these meteors to you from the dawn of time when a rogue asteroid almost hit my dad's jet ski. Sundering the space rock with but a gesture of my most potent art, the debris surrounded me and with it came the sorrow of your absence. I sent these rocky chunks across the galaxy, and they have traveled since the beginning of time to tell you that I love you. In each moment of our mutual ignorance, where we had yet to meet, this message was already spinning its way to you through time and space to illuminate the night sky and tell you that I love you.

Us -- our love, like time, has been inevitable and strange. I have walked in its shadow joyfully. It gives me peace to know that in my darkest moments, my love for you was already on its way, flying through the stars. We have been on our way to save us since before the lights of our world were first lit. Pretty cool, my darling paramour.

P.S. I know you have another year of school after this. But I hope one day soon, you and I might travel amongst these stars together.

XOXO Ayda Aguefort

P.S. You are not gonna believe how much my dad spent on this jet ski."

Why did you leave this in the tags? Also I love that Gandalf just fucks with everyone and a lot of the time people can tell if he’s serious or not

Imagine the fellowship showing each other pictures and paintings of themselves as children

Everyone cooes over Gimli with the tiniest little beard and mini axe, the Hobbits all sleeping in a little pile of curls and tails, Aragorn in formal elven clothing but his hair is still as messy cause they couldn’t style it even if they tried, Boromir holding a baby Faramir cause he refused to part with him after he was born

And then Legolas shows the ugliest fucking thing any of them had ever seen, looking like a fleshy newborn bird with enormous eyes and ears, and he’s proudly boasting over how he’s seen as one of them most beautiful elven infants in millennium, and the rest of them are afraid to say anything because What The Fuck

Last one from the archives

Thinking about how Annabeth canonically descended from viking royalty so in my mind her ancestors are Hiccup and Astrid