Who Up Wanting To Slam Their Head Through The Wall

americans: pssshh you think 80°F is hot???? i'm from big texas this is nothing kid, i might put a coat on actually

europeans: wdym 10°C is cold???? this is shorts weather bro, when you start pissing crystals then we'll talk

unattended raspberries: i went moldy while you were reading this

i just make everything worse

i need to stop talking forever

i wish i wasn't me

i'm not ghosting you, i forgot i was real

fun fact! if you were to arrange every fish on earth in a straight line, nose to tail, they probably wouldn't enjoy it very much

I don't understand what is happening inside me.

they call me the complainer. because I complain too much.

i studied some of her art for one of my classes

she's really talented and i love her beliefs

Christi Belcourt

I understand the CEO of UnitedHealth was shot but has he considered losing weight? Because that would help resolve those symptoms.

you’re fucking crazy if you don’t want to grow old with someone and love them forever and ever