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Y/N and Bucky, the neurodivergent couple, equally grumpy/sunshines, complaining to Tony: Can't go on the mission today.

Tony: Why? What happen?

YN: The overhead light is too much.

B: Agreed. Overstimulating.

Tony: ...what overhead-? you mean the sun?!

Nat & Wanda: *laughing in the background*

Hey people who follow me ig..?

My friend said hed get me a binder for my bday and im like very excited and just ahhhh!!

And once again, what I thought was real lead to heartbreak

Halloween Part. 1 ♡♡♡

rb to have a super gay 2023

do you think, for a potato chip, being dipped in an onion-based condiment is like seeing an old friend for the first time in years, both of you fundamentally changed and soon destined to die but nonetheless still here in this moment?

almost salted the boiling water im using to sterilize my dildo

A fawn curled up beside a fake deer which is used for target practice. 

“Omg, I love these! They go up to size 6X AND they have pockets?! Wow!! But do you have anything longer?”

Sure do, no problem!!

“YES these are great!!! But what about.. longer?”

I gotcha!! Comin’ right up!

“Perfect! But I have just one more question… what if I’m feeling spicy? How about skirts that are even shorter than the first ones?!” Oh, you’re in luck! We’ve got minis now.

*wild cheering* /scene

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