Met A Trans Woman Who Was Going To Be A Potential New Roommate. She Wanted To See A Picture Of Me To

Remus *irritated*: What is wrong with you??

Sirius *having a meltdown*: EVerYthInG AppARENtLy!

James *walking in*: hey, slow down, what happened??

Sirius: REMUS PUT YOU DOWN AS HIS EMERGENCY CONTACT

James: Oh, wow, thanks rem, m'honored-

Sirius: OH WELL YOU TWO CAN GO SUCK EACH OTHERS FACES THEN, IM HIS HUSBAND. WHY IS HE EVEN CONSIDERING ANYONE ELSE-

Remus: LAST TIME I PUT YOU DOWN, YOU CALLED EVERYONE WHEN I'D JUST NEEDED A RIDE HOME

Sirius: AND HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?? HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW MY HUSBAND WASNT DYING???

Remus: I WAS THE ONE WHO CALLED YOU!

James:

Sirius:

Sirius: technicalities.

Transmasc Dean in which Cas made him amab when he raised him from perdition but Cas got scolded in heaven because Dean was "supposed" to be afab.

Happy birthday to AO3 🎂🎉

Saving people! Hunting THINGS!

It’s funny to me that there are other sides of tumblr. Like when people mention it I’m like, “oh the dead gay wizard website!”

Did anyone else’s heart shatter when the collecter started crying and he doesn’t know how to stop crying and his voice broke💔💔

*Sirius fucks something up*

Regulus: Now why would you do that???

Remus: Well, he’s not the brightest star in the sky

Sirius:

Sirius: Did

Sirius: Did you just-

Sirius, gay panicking and trying to shake the very intimate dream he had about Remus last night: You lot ever have dreams that just...make you question yourself?

James, thinking of the multiple dreams he's had of Regulus: Erm, no. I just dream about...Quidditch and stuff.

Peter: Once I dreamed that I was in rat form and a cat swallowed me whole. And when I went down its throat it was like a slide and then I landed in McGonagall's lap.

Sirius:

James:

Sirius: I'm gonna go ask Marlene.

Y'all be like "OMG look at how BUFF Jensen is uwu"

Shut the fuck up literally

the fact that Donald Trump will die in my lifetime is a very comforting thought