JOKE OF THE DAY

can america please use this instead

i just want to say that dental dam is a fucking awful term. who the fuck wants to go down on someone and think “this is like being a pussy dentist”. in iceland we call them töfrateppi which means magic carpet and is so much better. thanks for coming to my ted talk

A Group Of Ants In Water Can’t Be Submerged

what's hedwig's favorite subject in school? owlgebra

wow please read this

Bisexuality is a concept too often misunderstood 💖💜💙

wow man i just came out to my best friend and i feel like i could run fIFTY MILES

and her favorite tv show is Doctor Who

what’s hedwig’s favorite subject in school?

owlgebra