Wait Till The Monsterfuckers Get Their Slimy Hands All Over This

So essentially just Severus Snape?

Yesterday I was at the supermarket and I heard this nasally white lady say the word 'ointments' and I really enjoyed that

Fishy got no bones fam. Dey got cartilaginous skellertons

BREAKING: all of my bones one by one oooooh…. ouch…… oh!!…. owieee……….

Lolz

Leo: You try to pull me away from this thing and I'll hit this remote and blow it immediately!

Monster: Why do you have a timer AND a remote?

Leo: Well, first I built the timer, but then I thought, "You could drag me off of here," so then I built a remote, but then I thought, "Now do I really need the timer anymore because I've got a remote in my h--" Whatever!

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especially looking for:

sci-fi & fantasy writers

early to mid 20s (I'm 23!)

witchy vibes

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???? People are shipping Riz??? With whom????? Please tell me it's not the four dogs villain girl I swear-

NO NO NO WERE ARE NOT DOING THIS RIZ IS ARO ACE HE DOES NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON ANYONE

I WILL PUT YOU IN A ROOM WITH GREEN HEAVEN PLAYING ON REPEAT UNTIL YOU STOP WITH THE RIZ SHIPPING

this is objectively one of the worst opinions on history i’ve ever read thank you grimes.

I read Bucky and my Winter Soldier neurons activated out of nowhere

When Bucky first reunited with Kristen, he seemed happy to see her and went in for the hug. I’m hoping this means that he is growing to know why she left and hopefully looking for support from her in the future.

However, if I were Brennan “I’m here for the emotional devastation” Lee Mulligan, I wonder if maybe it’s Bucky’s instinct of like…”Mom and Dad are terrible and pushy. They put too much pressure on Kristen, and they put too much pressure on me now. But if I’m nice to Kristen and show her that not everyone who worships Helio is that way, maybe she’ll come back, and I won’t have to be alone anymore.”

Which would be devastating but such an opportunity of interesting character development and growth for him and Kristen. It could also be a good example of how these family relationships are abusive/unhealthy to everyone involved.