Okay, Mathblr Roll Call!

What to say instead of "trivially"

This comes from a very long list of alternative phrases and words that was used to create “a program that will insert condescending adverbial phrases before any statement in a math proof”. But use it where you will - I’m sure other fields can benefit. Tag yourself, I’m “By abstract nonsense“.

By circular reasoning we see that 

There is a marvellous proof (which is too long to write here) that 

Figure 2 (not shown here) makes it clear that 

It is beyond the scope of this course to prove that

Only idealogues and sycophants would debate whether

The Math Gods demand that

For legal reasons I am required to disclose that

Remember the basic laws of common sense: 

Life is too short to prove that

All the cool kids know that

Wherefore said He unto them,

With God as my witness,

As a great man once told me,

Galois died in order to show us that

It pleases the symmetry of the world that

Mama always told me

By Euler

By Fermat 

I know it, you know it, everybody knows that

You of all people should realize that

The proof is left to the reader that 

We need not waste ink in proving that 

It would be an insult to my time and yours to prove that

I shudder to think of the poor soul who denies that 

We don’t want to deprive the reader of the joy of discovering for themselves why,  

Barring causality breakdown, clearly 

Through the careful use of common sense,

According to prophecy,

This won’t be on the test, but 

When one stares at the equations they immediately rearrange themselves to show that

If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times,

Our forefathers built this country on the proposition that

By abstract nonsense,

My father told me, and his father before that, and his before that, that

The burden of proof is on my opponents to disprove that

The voices insist that 

Assuming an arbitrary alignment of planets, astrology tells us

olympic inktober village

That's what he WANTS you to do!!!

U sure?

Briseis

@amacieforever

Inktober 2020 by Daria Rashev

???? People are shipping Riz??? With whom????? Please tell me it's not the four dogs villain girl I swear-

NO NO NO WERE ARE NOT DOING THIS RIZ IS ARO ACE HE DOES NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON ANYONE

I WILL PUT YOU IN A ROOM WITH GREEN HEAVEN PLAYING ON REPEAT UNTIL YOU STOP WITH THE RIZ SHIPPING

Could you please share images/videos of the chart pls? I think I speak for a lot of us when I say I REALLY WANNA SEE THAT TOO

Hey, could you do me a favor?

Could you just RB this?

The little RB statistics chart is so pleasant and stimmy to look at and I want to see what it looks like when it gets really REALLY huge because it makes me think of some deep sea lifeform

Internet Scavenger Hunt #1

Suggested time: 1-2 hours of searching.

Rules: just reblog with links to as many of the following that you can find.

Self-insert fanfiction where someone makes out with Doomguy from Doom.

At least one of the Panama papers

One website that gives you early 2000’s nostalgia

An unexplainably weird PDF

Creepypasta

Your favorite club penguin meme

A news article from your birth year

An image that is just the color #79acb7 and nothing else

A Minecraft YouTube channel with a great opening

A scan, transcription, or image of something from the year 1874

Tumblr you have the opportunity to be the funniest bitch on the planet rn and set a reward for looking at more than 600 posts in a day

Guys I need your suggestions

What's a good name for an evil alter ego?