Better Late Than Never. Happy Valentine's Day!

Leave my blorbo alone!! /j

bitches be like "____ is my comfort character!!" and its the most gruesomely traumatized dude known to fucking man

Me and the bro perceiving the T H I N G.

posting the spotted hyena vision diagram again

A Bug’s Life, 1998

Me fr

If u interact with my posts, just know I respond like this:

here’s your damn fish

To days my BIRTHDAY

My wife said im gay :(

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

Apparently human blood has about the same amount of protein as the average protein shake. You just met Dracula at the local gym and he. is. absolutely. ripped.