Okay But This Is A Sign

I don’t ‘develop’ headcanons. They come to me in visions and I know they’re correct.

ok this happens for me i was talking to someone about it and i. dont think everyone does this so poll time. if you went somewhere (school, work, the store, etc) in your clothes do you immediately change out of them when you get home. Like having seperate clothes for at home. outside pants you cant wear while sitting on the bed because theyre been places you cant do that. its ok if youre already wearing going out clothes and you sit on the bed before you leave BUT if youve already been somewhere you absolutely cannot sit on the bed before you at least change your pants. But you gotta change your shirt too if you plan to lay down. that was kinda complicated but does anyone else do this please

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here’s your damn fish

You are working the gate in the afterlife and for the first time ever, something the humans built has shown up to be processed. You’re not sure what to do, this… entity shouldn’t have a soul, but here it is in front of you, freshly dead and awaiting the next life.

Apparently human blood has about the same amount of protein as the average protein shake. You just met Dracula at the local gym and he. is. absolutely. ripped.

“I want my dog back.” You demand. The Book Keeper looks down “It says here that your dog died peacefully from old age- hang on, how did you get to the underworld? You’re not due here for decades.” You glare at them. “I don’t care what it says and you do not want to know the lengths I’ll go to.”

you know what. fuck this shit (turns into a salmon and 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟)