The Kids Are SUPER Not Okay

Law's story mode is the best fucking thing in Tekken 8.

you have 13 seconds before the park fucking explodes i hope you both die

NO SUBSTITUTES!

(reading chat) “did you see ishowspeed got the top one inch of his head cut off by a wushu blade?” is that true? can i get a, can i get a check on that? did ishowspeed get the top one inch of his head sliced off by a wushu blade? cuz an inch is like, a lot (laughs) i mean, i'd rather, i'd rather get the top one inch of my head cut off than the bottom one inch, for sure … he's in the hospital?!?! i never know if librarian's trolling. (googling) ishowspeed wushu blade … (reading results) three weeks ago: "ishowspeed becomes a kung fu master" … "ishowspeed's shocking moment when he pulled out a sword" … i gotta know man. "ishowspeed showcases incredible kung fu skills in china" … ishowspeed (laughs) one inch of head still there or not. hang on, let's ask grok. chatgpt, uh, (googling) chatgpt free … (typing) did ishowspeed get the top half of his head cut off- sorry, top (laughing) top one inch of his head chopped off by a wu .. shu .. blade please please pleasethank youthnaks thank you pelase if you would thank you plase thanks pleas eif you would please (sighs) what do you mean "searching the web", i can do that shit myself. why do i n- (laughs) why do i need your help to- "no he did not have the top inch of his head chopped off by a wushu blade. this appears to be a fictional or exaggerated rumor." okay there you go. "there are no credible reports or evidence to suggest that ishowspeed experienced any injury involving a wushu blade or had a portion of his head removed. the rumors about such an incident are likely fabricated or based on misinformation." (laughs) alright. thats fucking funny man. they say chatgpt can't make you laugh, it's got no sense of humor … "there's no credible reports or evidence to suggest that ishowspeed experienced any injury involving a wushu blade or had a portion of his head removed." that's fucking funny. that's a funny ass sentence, man.

just saw the viral video of an East-Asian Australian influencer being ✨shocked✨ that the Aboriginal man she's interviewing on the street doesn't feel "national pride" and the comments are FULL of anti-Black, anti-Aboriginal racism. you really cannot talk about any form of racism in so-called australia without acknowledging that the white supremacist infrastructure of the nation was built on the attempted genocide and continued disenfranchisement of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples (Blakfellas). the model minority myth in Australia infers a racial hierarchy in which Blakfellas are always at the bottom. i really wish more marginalised Australians, including non-Indigenous Australians of colour, were more willing to acknowledge their settler privilege. I wish they had more empathy and compassion for Blakfellas and understood that their struggles will not go away without solidarity with Blak people because EVERY form of institutionalised racism (like the White Australia Policy) was and is built quite literally on the mass graves of Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islanders. and for the record we cannot have pride for a nation built to kill us.

Kai seems soooo too cool for school but also he's great at art and his best friend is the biggest nerd at camp and his first instinct is to give a frog a knife and apparently he's also a theater kid

Looks like Guanyu is teaching Charles and Lewis to use brush to write their name 夏尔(Charles) 刘易斯(Lewis)

Witch Shaiya has arrived in town and she’ll give you a curse candy from her hat :)