Currently On Arc 9 Of The Ward Audiobook, "waggle" Doesn't Feel Like A Real Word Anymore

If you were transformed into any DND monster of your choice, what would you pick?

Mimic.

At last my twin passions of sitting very still doing nothing and eating people can be fulfilled at once!

-Pencil

CUTE BOY FROM CLASS WHO IS GROWING HIS HAIR OUT AND WEARING A HOODIE: thanks for helping me with my homework! hey um... is it okay if I tell you something important? you have to promise to keep it a secret....

SKELETON BALLING:

at what point is human pinkie pie gonna become some sort of online t4t hieroglyph indicating sexual interest. showing your art to a shy tgirl at a party to subtly indicate im down to go make out

trans women do have an advantage against cis women in sports but its not because of testosterone or whatever its because god loves them more

I'm so tired.

i wish every engineer a “try going around your building in a wheelchair”

i think that there need to be more predatory lesbians on the internet. to help with the overpopulation of prey lesbians.

Appalled murder cultist realising she shares a fandom with the notorious henghost and leaving the cult at once

I'm doing my part to save lives 🫡

WE WON!

older robotgirl thoughts

an old obsolete robotgirl with broken software and a chugging OS from a few decades back

robotgirl full of old programs that don't work and crash its systems fairly often, and the user manuals for them are long gone

robotgirl who is worried it won't survive a fresh install and is way too scared to go rooting around in its own programming or try programming itself without the help of an expert

robotgirl in desperate need of a hard reset and maybe being left off for a bit before being turned back on

robotgirl with an aching chassis that doesn't bend like it used to from wear and tear, and sometimes mechanisms just seize up and trap its nerve wiring making movement hard. it's internal fluids don't flow like they used to at all making maintenance hard

robotgirl who gets tired really quickly because it doesn't hold as much charge in its batteries now, it used to boast a 16 hour battery, but now it's closer to 5 if it's especially busy. sometimes it needs an emergency shutdown to recharge

robotgirl that still likes being programmed, and envies the younger models and the shiny programs they get to run, but runs a lot of esoteric older programs that are really interesting from a conservation standpoint (robotgirl who also struggles to avoid comparing itself to younger machines)

robotgirl who, with even a little love and care (and maybe a couple of upgrades) will run just as smoothly as it did on the day it was made, even if it needs a few patches to manage its processes

robotgirl who is actually really cute and cool, and looks after younger models because its chassis is older than some robotgirls expect to last. it puts the mother in motherboard, and enjoys keeping up with others over its network

older robotgirl which will do its best until it falls apart