"came Back Wrong" But It's Food That You Heated Up In The Microwave

I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishitic"

gf sent me this last night and said this is what half this shit ive described happening in worm sounds like but lesbian

gotta hand it to wildbow in some respects when it comes to brian. like. we have here Tall Buff Black Guy in Black Leather with Darkness Powers and it would have been so so so easy to make him into Generic Heartthrob Bad Boy #43568

but no.

he's a fucking square. he has sepia stock photos of trees in his landlord white and beige apartment. business major with 12 dogeared self help books kind of guy.

The fact that the homophobic term the Pope used is like, intercommunity Italian gay slang, adds a whole nother level.

Imagine if the Pope called someone a "passoid." Holy Father who taught you that word.

The dynamic of AC6 is so funny to me it's just

handler Walter : "babygirl daddy needs you to go out there and kill anyone who owns less than ten billion dollars can you do that for me kitten"

Hound "world's okayest lobotomite" 621:

Modern prude: "you never used to see major artists publishing their obvious fetish art"

Charles Dana Gibson, 1903: "the Young Man Imagines Himself the Latest Victim of Some Fair Entomologist"

Trying to start some toxic yuri shit with this mech pilot, but she's well adjusted and happily married. I called her my loyal dog and she filed an HR report fuuuuuuuuck

"Re Blog" to PERMANENTLY become some sort of fucked up creature or demented beast

me: who's been a good girl?

my medieval puppygirl gf Brunhilda: tis I, my liege!! tis i!!!

I played a fuck ton of CoC in my teens and I'm trying to find out what kinds of similar games are out there, and these normie-ass listicles that pop up when you Google "games like CoC" are killing me