She Actually Says This Out Loud. I'm Not Joking.

Genuinely thinking about the funniest interpretation of the Simurgh bringing the Travellers into Earth Bet being that she just lost a League of Legends match against them and literally attacked them out of rage.

Like she just has subtly adjusted a bunch of satellites to have interdimensional wifi and mostly uses that to further complex plans across reality but occasionally she dabbles in human culture as like. Assessment and so she is telepathically playing Leagu while discretely being an entire team by herself just to sort of loosely test strategy and then the Travellers end up in a match with her while training for their whole eSports thing and manage to somehow defeat her despite her knowledge and she tries to Sing to them over voice but they all have the in game audio muted for focus so she can't making her Physically Get Them instead to try and figure it how they bested her. The rest of what happens to them is kinda incidental. She just set all of the serum stuff up because she thought it was funny

i wish every engineer a “try going around your building in a wheelchair”

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SHORTS YOUNGSTER GREW UP, TRANSITIONED, AND MOVED TO UNOVA???

your friends think about you, y'know? they smile and think about goofy shit you've said. they pray for you. they smell your perfume in a shop and think of you fondly. they tell anecdotes involving you to strangers and friends. they remember the way you hug or bite or high five and want to repeat it with you. they love you. i promise.

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gf sent me this last night and said this is what half this shit ive described happening in worm sounds like but lesbian

the thing is, if your younger self was a bigot or an abuser, u can't make people forgive you. but you still gotta forgive yourself, like that's non-negotiable, dude. that happens before u can even ask the question of earning forgiveness from anyone lese