GLaDOS: I Spent Some Time Researching Common Human Insecurities So I Might Better Insult You. I've Discovered

The dynamic of AC6 is so funny to me it's just

handler Walter : "babygirl daddy needs you to go out there and kill anyone who owns less than ten billion dollars can you do that for me kitten"

Hound "world's okayest lobotomite" 621:

I played a fuck ton of CoC in my teens and I'm trying to find out what kinds of similar games are out there, and these normie-ass listicles that pop up when you Google "games like CoC" are killing me

If Clockblocker transitioned her name would be Timesnatch

It’s crazy that people think fat is undesirable. Like my sub is so small but very curvy, and they have plenty of tummy and side fat, but I fucking love every inch of it.

My reasons are this, your Honor: *leans into mic so it pops when I speak*

1. Warm

2. Smells good

3. Soft

4. Jiggles with the force of my thrusts as I fuck into her

5. Easy to grip for a better pounding

6. She looks hot it’s hot she’s fucking hot as hell

7. She has a fat ass

8. FANTASTIC BOOBS

9. She gets so flustered when I throw her around like a rag doll it’s so cute

10. I can’t think of any more reasons but we should sexualize fat. even if you’re not considered plus size, but have a soft tummy or love handles or you have big jiggly thighs, THESE ARE A PLUS!!!! EVERYONE WANTS YOU SO BAD!

My gf could easily suffocate me and tries not to when she’s sitting on my face but I pull her down onto me even further because I rather die than let her get up.

Sorry what were we talking about?

funny how predstrogen got full-nuked right as a lot of discussions about transmisogyny started getting widespread. trans women start talking about our hurt and it gets us removed from our spaces. goddamn incredible.

fucking sucks ass that detective is a subtype of cop or always some type of law enforcement. a detective should be someone who is a master of disguise, a weirdo, socially maligned, and hated by the police. he should solve the cases using his ultra specific knowledge about geography, linguistics, human biology, and cigar ashes

All Tumblr users should be forced to read Worm

i recommend being a fan of 1 problematic piece of media at least once in your life

What if Goddess showed up to the barbecue. What if we took that perfectly suitable dumpster fire and threw a can of gasoline at it.

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CUTE BOY FROM CLASS WHO IS GROWING HIS HAIR OUT AND WEARING A HOODIE: thanks for helping me with my homework! hey um... is it okay if I tell you something important? you have to promise to keep it a secret....

SKELETON BALLING: