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Everywhere I go... I see his face...

I woke up, went to brush my teeth and using my toothpaste spoon I put toothpaste from my toothpaste bucket onto my toothbrush, only to realize that it was not my toothbrush, but my mom’s. My toothbrush was not in the toothbrush cup, so I looked around and realized it was in the sink, covered by foam from someone washing their hands previously. I didn’t know what to do, so I just woke up for real.

Same mirror, but one year apart! Anorexia recovery has been hard but seeing these pictures makes me proud of how far I’ve come

It's called Ohio

God I wish there was a wasteland I could banish people to.

*Freezes time*

*Changes nothing except doing this to a random young child*

I often think about how in one of Bo Burnhams stand up show for netflix everyone cheers for a dude sitting on a chair on stage and then Bo just walks in and makes the chair dude leave. Nothing can ever top that in all of stand up. Nothing.

I didn’t want to make this post but I was pressured into it by my friends. Enjoy.

Hello, I come from the forests, ask me anything 

LazyPurple and P.M. seymour have the same aura