So No One Told You Life Was Gonna Be This Way *Phantom Of The Opera Overture*

Ivory and Pearl gripped pistols. Heavily engraved. Luger, Mauser, Colt

“no rapping tonight"

why?

"you rap about arthurian knights everytime, it's embarrassing"

ok

[after one beer]

uh oh y'all i go into a trance a lot

The names Practice

Thots on the Pope

So the pope has thots now

Can't decide whether it's funnier to say "my hungry ass could never work at a" and then say something that implies you're eating something truly grotesque or something that just, makes no sense

you sink to the bottom of the mariana trench and i’m just sitting there cross legged with my laptop and headphones in

blessed be my beautiful baka life ^_^

baby i can avoid eye contact in ways you’d never fuckin believe

gives you a thumbs up and sparkle-like effects surround it and i get scared cus it never did that before

end the stereotype that you have to have been married to be divorced