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*Spidey and the Sinister Six having their usual fight*
Doc Ock, landing a hit: You’re getting slow Spider-Man! Age finally catching up to you?
Spider-Man: You wish! I haven’t even hit my 30s! From those costumes I can already tell I failed to save you guys from those midlife crises! Sorry by the way.
Vulture: Watch it wallcr- wait… Did you just say your not in your thirties yet?
Spider-Man: Surprised that this spiders so young and spry? Well-
Electro: Dude I’ve been fighting you for at least 5 fucking years! How old even are you?
Shocker, joking cause he’s the only one who picked up no grown adult acts likes Spidey: Don’t swear in-front of the boy you don’t want him to pick it up.
Rhino: Christ! You’re tellin me I almost crushed some 12-year-olds skull all those years ago?
Spider-Man, regretting his quipping: I was not that young! Like just starting freshman year but-
Sandman, horrified as he’s the only one with a kid and dad instincts(as of my iteration): I could’ve killed a kid…
Shocker, genuinely curious: Are you even old enough to drink? Cruel to kill a man who ain’t had his first drink yet.
Electro: Please tell us you’re at least over 25 as of this fight. Hell, I’ll take over 21!
Spider-Man:….
Sandman, realizing just how young he really is: Oh my god.
Spider-Man: My birthday’s coming up soon so I guess it counts?
Doc Ock, exacerbated: It. Does. Not!
Vulture: What would your mother think if she knew her son was out here risking his life telling poorly constructed jokes?
Spider-Man, offended cause it quips slap: 1. My jokes are great 2. She and my dad are dead so-
Sandman, hysterical cause holy shit he almost killed a kid orphan: OH MY GOD!
Fantastic Spider-man universe
i drew some ssm stuff to accomodate my headcanon post from last night.
this is like a weird au thing? ock kidnaps peter w/ the help of carnage (long story, i might elaborate) in an attempt to get to spider-man. peter reveals himself to be His Father's Son and otto is full on "please let me adopt you"
baby pete n' his father, richard. obviously i need baby pete to be obsessed with otto and him being like "aw cool im besties with this baby :) what an innocent creature :) i could never declare my undying hatred for this thing :)" because angst.
connected so much to the first one except infinitely less :). very much just Typical Spider-Man Fan Takes Joy In Peter's Suffering.
that's all for now, kids :)
"hey, it's that waybright kid"
ssm headcanon dump :)
okay all of these are just thoughts in my noggin that i want to get out.
this is basically all spoiler territory for the entire series.
Peter and Eddie's fathers (Dr. Richard Parker and Dr. Carl Brock) worked together with Dr. Otto Octavius at Oscorp in a "developmental" laboratory, right around when it first became a military contractor. They offered for Octavius to join them at their new lab, which he declined.
Dr. Octavius definitely met a young Peter and Eddie. Granted, they likely don't remember ever meeting him. Aunt May, however, does remember him, and was shocked to see him as Doc Ock.
(if) Spider-Man's identity was revealed to Doc Ock, he would instantly recognize him. Peter's basically the spitting image of his father. It would send him spiraling to see at his greatest enemy that he's tried to kill on several occasions is actually his late friend's only son.
It's not just Peter, he's familiar with Eddie Brock as well. He actually remembers Eddie better, as he was a pretty talkative child who would come into the lab and constantly ask questions about what he was working on. Otto actually offered to mentor Eddie in robotics. When Eddie politely declined the offer because he wanted to study genetics, Otto wrote him a sparkling letter of recommendation to the Conners.
(if) Venom's identity was revealed to Doc Ock, I think he'd be more sad than shocked. He remembers Eddie Brock as a talkative, excitable child and an intelligent, confident young man, not as the violent, moody wreck of a man he sees. It makes him really self-reflective, and he tries to reach out to him to see if he can help.
Unfortunately, the help wouldn't be totally welcome. Still fixated on creating "super-mercenaries," he'd eventually discover that symbiotes reproduce asexually and exploit Eddie's connection to the symbiote to create genetically-enhanced symbiotes (see: "Lethal Protector" 1993), leading to a whole new mess.
(if) Black Cat ever met Peter Parker, she wouldn't recognize him at all. "This dweeb? This little fucking scrumblo nerd who couldn't stop stuttering and blushing? You're saying he's Spider-Man? No."
Mary Jane Watson Is Bisexual. She likes men and women. Proof? She asked Glory to a date at the formal. She and Peter are Both Bisexual Together.
Peter is outed to Sandman (Flint Marko) as Spider-Man because Flint took a job as the janitor at his school. He recognized him by his voice, as Peter was shoved into a locker and Flint couldn't see him. Flint had an entire redemption arc in those 10 seconds of horrified eye contact as he realized he'd been trying to kill an actual child this entire time. He was also fucking infuriated that he'd been getting foiled by a literal child for MONTHS but that's beside the point.
“Hobie, you’re not helping.”
“Good.”
Ninjago Chirp Au Masterlist
Introductions
1. Something's coming...
2. Ninja PFP
3. Ninja Friends' Accounts
4. Ninjas' Accounts
Chirps
1. Green
2. My Cake
3. Fi-ya13
4. Ghosted
5. Hate Crime
6. Ma Po Tofu
7. What have they been doing???
8. F2F 2 Tournament
9. True?
10. Nindroid?
11. Music
12. Really?
13. Lemons
14. Lookin' nice
15. Candy!!
16. Summoned
17. Little Guy (part 1)
18. Little Guy (part 2)
19. PFP
20. Oopsie
21. Little Guy (part 3)
22. Little Guy (Final)
23. Catboys (part 1)
24. Catboys (part 2)
25. The Sea
26. Catboys (Final)
27. New Shirts
28. Ao3
29. Baby
30. Age
31. Age (part 2)
32. E-Girl
33. Header
34. Apology
35. Age (part 3)
36. Schmooze
38. :3
39. Moana
40. Reader
41. Cashapp
42. Age (part 4)
43. Prison break
44. Reader (part 2)
45. Gym
46. Gay
47. Creeper? Aw, man
48. Friend (part 1)
49. Hair
50. Murder??
51. Addicted
52. Stale Water
53. Homosapien
54. Falcon
55. Hunger
56. Date night!
57. Anime
58. Bawling
59. Kick
60. Frozen, but cake
61. [Redacted]
62. Teehee
63. Haters
64. Pair
65. Shipping
66. Siblings
67. Living with the Ninja
68. McDonald's
69. McDonald's (part 2)
70. Friend (part 2)
71. Games
72. Die
73. Stabby
74. Twitter
75. Stuffed animal (part 1)
76. Stuffed animal (part 2)
77. Gender
78. Coffee
79. Sleepover (part 1)
80. Sleepover (part 2)
81. Fox
82. Grass
83. Worm
84. Demiboy
85. Pronouns
86. Friend (part 3)
87. Arataki Itto
88. Passenger Princess
89. Crimes
90. Alien
91. Murder
Asks
1. Legon Musk
2. Jay's PFP
3. Age
Really like both ideas
*steps on stage nervously*
Uhh.. umm. Uhhhhh
Spidey Academy AU!!
Like Xavier's School for Gifted Children, Miguel - a Spider-person fond of kids, opened a Spidey-Science Academy, for the Spidey-people of the universe
It's not like a high school. There's five years and the years are not really sorted by age - but by experience.
So Hobie would be a year 3 - a middleclass-man
Pavitr is a year 1 - a freshman
And the classes, are all based on honing your Spider-powers and senses.
There's assignments, things you have to take home and do.
They're give you a fake evil Doc Ock chip and have you decode it and make it good again (like Peter in No Way Home).
Or they ask you to stop a petty robbery without using your webs. You have to bring in the Daily Bugles article on you the next day and they grade you on that.
(Hey say what you want but Jonah reports the facts he just talks a lot of shit)
Any class a Spider-person needs, they have.
You name it-
Home Ec? No. Sewing and Suit Repair Class
Gym? No. Swinging & Strength Endurance
Science? ALL ADVANCED. Freshmen's take Advanced Spider-biology and have to learn ALL the different Spider-variations and illnesses Spider-people can get. Multiversal Physics.
All of the honor classes are FULL.
There's also other helpful ones like Firefighting Training and Sign Language (both mandatory), hence how Insomniac!Miles is completely fluent in ASL.
Oh - also. Because Miguel is such a tight-ass -
UNIFORMS. Sweater vests over pants or shorts. (No skirts cause they still be upsidedown and shit)
You have to bring your mask everyday. It's like your ID card
y'all ever had that? Like y'all needed an ID to get into school and if you didn't have it they charged you? Like money? My school did that we also had metal detectors like the airport I'm so deadass this was just a normal public school - I'm getting distracted, anyway-
Of COURSE Ms.Jessica Drew is Assistant Principal. OF COURSE she also teaches Advanced Combat and Strategies class.
And YES she's a hard-ass grader. Has never given a 100% in her life. On some 'This was the best thing I've read in my entire teaching career but you forgot to indent on paragraph 5 so 99%'
She doesn't give a fuck about your GPA!!!
Unlike Mr.Peter B. Parker.
He makes people call him 'Professor PB'. He wants to be the cool teacher.
His classroom is SO FUN during lunch time. Probably runs the anime and manga club. He's that really nerdy teacher that you don't expect to be like "I know what anime is! I grew up on Dragon Ball 😁
His class are always fun but SO chaotic. Still wears sweatpants sometimes. He's the Science teacher.
And every year they take class photos and there's a Spidey homecoming where everyone parties on the walls in cute outfits.
CAN YOU SEE IT?
Swinging Team instead of Track and Field???
CAN YOU IMAGINE IT?
MIGUEL AS PRINCIPAL???
LYLA BEING THE LOUD SPEAKER ANNOUNCER?
Took me two days but I finally finished this piece of mao mao fan art
Reposting the first (finished) digital drawing I ever made