Sex That's Like Holding Down An Overly Anxious Rabbit At The Vet So It Doesn't Accidentally Kick You

If you're a boy and you blush when you're shy or nervous. Spoilers but I'm gonna fucking eat you alive

this is the kinda stuff you guys want right

wanna be called puppy in mundane situations, “thank you puppy” when i do you a favor, “pretty puppy” when i show off my outfit, “c’mere puppy” when asking to cuddle

GAY TEST: put some of your blood into this petri dish and I'll expose it to a hot needle. I lied this has nothing to do with your sexuality I'm trying to find out if you're the Thing

god is a woman and she cracked my beer open with her belt buckle at the lesbian bar

I'll never stop posting about being grateful for sadists and reassuring them that their fantasies and kinks don't make them bad people and how, as a masochist, I'm so lucky that there are sadists out there

I was fingering a trans guy recently and I could literally feel his pulse in his cunt every time I’d say something that really exited him. It was like the perfect non verbal communicator for me to know exactly what he enjoyed hearing the most. I even asked if he could feel himself pulsating to make sure it wasn’t just his heartbeat and his eyes lite up while he got all embarrassed which let me know he felt every single pulse shoot through his body from his cunt. It was so fucking hot saying the right thing and feeling it jolt again and again as he tightened up and his dick twitched while his eyes rolled back into his head.

God I need to do it again immediately

date idea we go to PetSmart and get banned from the tag engraver

once i gave my ex a foot job in a crowded mall #tmituesdays