Need A Guy To Show Me The Difference In Our Physical Strength. Hold Me Down With One Hand As You Fuck

“I masturbated to the thought of you” awww that’s pretty pathetic puppy, do it again

they invented a fleshlight that can smoke weed

Trans tumblr is my absolute favorite because I can post some fuck shit like “imagine letting two guys carve a tic tac toe game on you and then beating up the loser” and then 300 dogboys will reblog it like “yeah I busted to this”

This is me if you even care

(plush source)

get in the dustpan. since you wanna make sweeping statements

I wish people would understand that not everything is for everyone to get. you will be left out of some conversations, a lot of art will not apply to you, you will not like things that people you like enjoy, and just because you cannot add to the topic of discussion or relate does not mean that it is not valued or worthwhile. the internet has coddled people to such a concerning extent that everyone feels like they need to vocally disagree with something just because they don’t get it. Knowing something, and genuinely getting it are not the same. NOT EVERYTHING IS FOR YOUUUUU

wanna hump somebodys leg like a dog

bonus points if they leash me and pull on it to make me look at them while i do it

woof woof