Achypuppy - Silly Puppy!! 🥴

not to be all i told you so about ancestry tests but 23 and me went bankrupt and can now legally sell human genetic information to the highest bidder, as per their privacy policy which was signed by approx. 15 million test takers

puppy sub who whines to you about wanting to be fucked all day and wants to be overstimulated for hours and rubs their thighs together to get any bit of stimulation 🤝 dog dom who forces your hips down and stuffs you full of their knot because they’re too hard and swollen to fucking think

t4t tumblr sexting.... save me t4t tumblr sexting.......

So many people are finding screenshots of celebrities allegedly doing a 'nazi salute,' to try and discredit what people have been saying about Elon Musk.

My favourite most recently has been a picture of Sabrina Carpenter which can easily be discredited.

This is the picture:

And this is the video:

Yep, it's just a young woman waving to her fans.

And this is why when you ask any of them who post the screenshots for a video, they refuse to add it in. Because they know the video is of somebody doing something very normal.

We are so absolutely screwed.

i cant stand working in an office i need to stretch like this

shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king

I need him to tie me down completely and make me watch all kinds of porn. He’ll put on whatever he wants, and observe my cunt getting wetter when he puts on something I like. He’ll laugh and tease me about how wet I get over whatever I’m watching. Call me pathetic because “really? THIS is what you get off too? Wow, you really are just a dirty, depraved little pervert, aren’t you?”

He’ll stick his fingers in me and touch me up to different videos, and see when I moan the most. He’ll force me to act out certain scenes to see which ones I like most.

“Really? this is what you like, puppy?”

But he’ll wait until I’m dripping down my thighs to flip me over, spank my hole and absolutely ravage me from behind.

SOMEONE's been leaving this on parked Teslas. Keep it up.

“You’re objectifying trans men”

“this is fetishizing trans men >:(“

“you’re sexualizing T”

Yeah.. I am…those pent up freaks love it. I talk about how they’re desperate horned up sluts and suddenly the post has thousands of notes and 50+ reblogs that all just say “WOOF WOOF WOOF”