Okay But Me And Who

Now this is one of my favourite tik toks

"scalp massage" this "scalp massage" that it's ok you can just say it. Boys like it when you pet them

i know most people following me dont care about the weather, but i really need to share this because im genuinely gonna throw the fuck up dying of laughter over whoever runs this national weather service account on twitter fighting for their lives

"The only heaven I'll be sent to, Is when I'm alone with you"

Completely obsessed with this image man

damn this joint is starting to taste like you should grab my wrists and pin me to the closest surface and feel me up and tell me all the fucked up things you wanna do to me ahahahahaha

putting a puppy on their knees and forcing them to take a loooong hit from a joint until their lungs can't handle any more, then pressing my boot against their needy little tdick and watching them pathetically grind against it desperately despite being doubled over at my feet coughing.

good mutt, bark for me

dry humping for hours with lots of biting and hair pulling that turns into ripping off each other's clothes because just friction isn't enough

dont have a strap or a packer or a dick i suppose phallic imagery will have to be achieved with my discreet lipstick vibrator (he/it)

“Fatherless behavior” stop giving my DAD credit for all the work my MOM put into making me a terrible person!! Stop erasing women in history!!