This Is The Perfect Moment For Vine To Do The Funniest Thing Possible

Puppy part inspection, but their gloves are laced with an aphrodisiac so when they touch you, you just get hotter and wetter while panting heavily with a confused look on your puppy face

this email could have been a threesome

You can pull on my leash and say "down, boy!" all you want, but you came home smelling like another puppyboy and now I have to remind you who you really belong to. And I'm not stopping until you're knotted so full of cum that there's no chance you're not taking my litter

He’s doing his ancestral cry

Puppy being tricked into topping??? Owner who coos at them and tells them to stop whining while making their puppy fuck them for once

“Shhh shhh no sweet boy you’re not topping don’t worry, it’s just like when you hump your pillow that’s all. Come on be a good doggy, move your hips for me.”

Pathetic dog that tears up but keeps humping because they wanna be good for their owner

“Fuck, there ya go. Good pup, good doggy.”

wanna be called puppy in mundane situations, “thank you puppy” when i do you a favor, “pretty puppy” when i show off my outfit, “c’mere puppy” when asking to cuddle

Behind every “hiii :3” is a pet imagining the most heinous, depraved, dirty things you can think of.