I Want To Say That I'm Not Easy But That's So Wrong. One "good Boy" And I'm Rubbing My Thighs Together

i hate when kink blogs do this. do they think it makes it hotter. i feel like i'm playing a mystery vn with this kinda shit

hey google whats the best way to get pretty freaks on my dick without actually having to go out and talk to people

Nintendo just announced HD Rumble that will make Switch 2 joycons feel like they're twitching and leaking in your hand

i love cis people cause when i say “when i used to be a girl…” they go “mhmm…. but also….. you’ve ALWAYS been a man” okay ur very sweet but actually i was a weird girl in middle school and you need to know that to understand my personality today

I'll never stop posting about being grateful for sadists and reassuring them that their fantasies and kinks don't make them bad people and how, as a masochist, I'm so lucky that there are sadists out there

god is a woman and she cracked my beer open with her belt buckle at the lesbian bar

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED

*gordon ramsey at a kink party voice* cockwarming? you call this warm? it's bloody burnt that thing is. you've cremated it, it's naught but fucking ashes! *turns around and sees a pup* for fucks sake there's animals in the kitchen too. he's got fucking paws and he could cook a cock better than you

pussy from a guy who was "the weird girl" growing up